Fun Caption Thread. Best gets a set of audiophile coat hangers.

[jinjuku]

Just visiting a friend in Phoenix and saw this at a stop light:

 

[rojo]

If you see Steven Seagal on duty in Maricopa County, do not ask for his autograph.

(Sorry, it's the best I've got for now.)

 

[rojo]

The Nissan Frontier includes the hauling capacity to stow the body of an attempted car thief easily.

 

[rojo]

When leaving vehicle unattended, please keep audiophile coat hangers hidden to avoid theft.

 

[jinjuku]

I just find it funny there is a suitcase hastily tossed in the back. That hombre seriously pissed off the wrong woman.

 

[j_garcia]

Tiger Woods now drives a truck?

 

[Steve81]

Apparently John's wife didn't appreciate the vacuum cleaner he graciously got for her birthday.

 

[j_garcia]

In hindsight, a baseball bat was a lousy anniversary gift.

 

[slipperybidness]

"WAF be d@mned!"

 

[BoredSysAdmin]

It doesn't look good. Leave it with us overnight and hope it gets stolen

 

[Chu Gai]

And that's where Kerry hit when he was cycling in Europe and broke some bones.

 

[herbu]

Just visiting a friend in Phoenix and saw this at a stop light:

She asked, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?". I said, "Your sense of humor".

My wife proposed making a sex movie last night. I suggested we hold auditions for her part.

My girlfriend came home with a shirt that said, "Guess", on it... so I said "Implants?".

 

[wshuff]

I had a really great caption but since I'm not sure whether these audiophile coathangers have been cryo'd, I'm keeping it to myself.

 

[Bizarro_Stormy]

THERE CAN BE ONLY... NONE!