Really Boring Stuff Only III: Resurrection

[majorloser]

Just assume everybody down here is carrying. 'Cause we are

 

[STRONGBADF1]

I found this site that compares towns in many different categories:
Compare Cities
I compared my current town to a few in Florida.
Down there was 37% cheaper to live.
The only drawback was that the crime rate was significantly higher in some areas down there.
Concealed carry here we come.

According to that site, Dave's area is significantly less expensive to live in compared to where I am...and Jersey is more expensive than here.

 

[majorloser]

According to that site, Dave's area is significantly less expensive to live in compared to where I am...and Jersey is more expensive than here.

We charge people from Jersey double.

 

[majorloser]

Just for Rick:

Top 16 Small Cities In Florida | Cities Journal

 

[GO-NAD!]

According to that site, Dave's area is significantly less expensive to live in compared to where I am...and Jersey is more expensive than here.

Well, there would have to be some negative impact on property value, wouldn't there?

 

[Rickster71]

Well, there would have to be some negative impact on property value, wouldn't there?

Well yes, that and all the missing women's underwear.

 

[majorloser]

Rick's neighborhood only has jock straps reported missing

 

[Adam]

Just watched Frozen. Kind of a sad story, isn't it?

Btw, am I the only one who thought the older sister in Frozen looked like a hooker after she turned into the ice queen? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Man, if only I was 20 years younger...and a handsome animated character...

 

[Adam]

I'm torn between drinking and working out.

Well, "torn" might be too strong of a term...given that I've had two beers already.

 

[Bryceo]

Holey bananas Adam is actually annoyed by things, but I see what your saying I done the monthly shop with Stephanie yesterday and we had the same problem, and he was aged between 18-19, so not verey old at all and he was complaining about the price of an item, I almost shouted if you don't like it don't buy it but steph gave me a horrid look so I didn't say it


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[Adam]

...I almost shouted if you don't like it don't buy it...

Not even a mention of punching his face or cracking a beer bottle over his head? You're calming down in your old age.

 

[fuzz092888]

For some reason I don't think you're supposed to be 5'4" and 185lbs

 

[Adam]

For some reason I don't think you're supposed to be 5'4" and 185lbs

I'm taller. And I weigh less. But you're the guy with the girlfriend and a s**t ton of audio gear.

Besides, when the zombies come, you'll be able to survive longer in the bunker.

 

[majorloser]

Just watched Frozen. Kind of a sad story, isn't it?

Btw, am I the only one who thought the older sister in Frozen looked like a hooker after she turned into the ice queen? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Man, if only I was 20 years younger...and a handsome animated character...

Both the wife and I called her "The Ice Ho" when she transformed. Instant slut, just add ice.

 

[fuzz092888]

I'm taller. And I weigh less. But you're the guy with the girlfriend and a s**t ton of audio gear.

Besides, when the zombies come, you'll be able to survive longer in the bunker.

Nah man, I'm solid muscle

 

[Adam]

Nah man, I'm solid muscle

Even better to survive in the bunker.

Oh, wait...that wasn't innuendo, was it?

 

[fuzz092888]

Even better to survive in the bunker.

Oh, wait...that wasn't innuendo, was it?

Maybe if I stay out of the bunker and run from the zombies I'll lose a couple lbs

All I know is that when I graduated from high school I weighed 130. From college, 145-150. Two years later, minus 3 months, 170. Currently, 185. I see a pattern here.......

 

[Bryceo]

Not even a mention of punching his face or cracking a beer bottle over his head? You're calming down in your old age.

Ahahah I see what you did there nah I was only going to shout out if you don't like it don't buy it my fist fighting days are over


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[Adam]

What's next?

Man, this stuff is like the Morning-After pill for your intestines.

 

[Adam]

Saw this picture recently and thought it was really cool.