Your favorite T.P.

[CaliHwyPatrol]

.....how is the Star-Ship Enterprise like a roll of toilet paper?....well, that would be because they both wipe out Klingons.....

They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons...

I like that punch-line better.

~Chuck

 

[mulester7]

They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons...

I like that punch-line better.

~Chuck

.....yes, Chuck, I like that one much better.....

 

[majorloser]

Cottonelle Ultra But it in the 24 pack of double rolls. Can't ever have enough on hand.

Also, most important is a box of Cottonelle "Fresh" Flushable Wipe (known as winky wipes in my house). Nothing better than the refreshing moist cleanup after dropping an anaconda. Can be quite soothing on the roids.

 

[j_garcia]

LMAO, a buddy sent me this one and the first thing I thought of was this thread.... OUCH!

 

[majorloser]

"I am Cornholio. I need TP for my bung hole" - Beavis

 

[gellor]

I'll give another vote for Charmin. I'm not a fan of the Costco John Wayne TP. (Rough, tough, and don't take crap off of no one)

 

[mulester7]

Nothing better than the refreshing moist cleanup after dropping an anaconda.

.....Major, I honestly laid my head back against my chair with my eyes closed and laughed solid for probably 30 seconds.....

 

[Geno]

Man, the level of discourse around here sure has descended a few notches. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
Personally, I like the Bose ads from S&V

 

[majorloser]

Would this be better?
TP and audio in one device