I find Kleenex brand Cottonelle toilet paper very pleasing to my derriere. I think what does it for me is the ripples. That's right - ripples. Ripples don't seem like something you would want running across your sensitive posterior, but that's where you would be wrong. In fact, Kleenex is so confident about this that they actually brag about it right on the packaging. Kleenex brand Cottonelle toilet paper
with Ripples.
There is also a curious amount of math on the packaging. In case you didn't know, you'll get 24 square meters of butt-rubbin' fun in a 6 pack of double roll cottonelle. For the math impaired, 6 double rolls = 12 single rolls. It says so right on the package
. In fact, if you turn the package over they take it one step further. That's right, the grand daddy of 'em all, the triple roll, = 3 single rolls. If you're playing along at home that would mean a 6 pack of triple rolls would equal 18 single rolls.
A 6 pack of triple rolls. BRILLIANT!!
One last thing we need to clear up. The classic Seinfeld episode. "All I need is a square. Surely you can spare a square?" Sorry folks. I've got the official dimensions right in front of me (more math). 4.5 x 4.0 inches (that's 11.4 x 10.1 cm to the civilized world). I'm afraid those squares aren't square at all. So if you ever find yourself in a stall in need of some wiping, make sure to ask for a few rectangles, not squares.
There you have it. My official commentary on my favorite rump rubber. Don't forget to collect your puppy points - a 6 pack of double rolls will get you 3 puppy points. I'm not sure what you can buy with puppy points, but I bet it's spectacular!! Happy wiping
**official disclaimer - this thread was started in an effort to top Furrycute's blender thread. I am in no way affiliated with Kleenex or their parent company Kimberly-Clark. If you use aforementioned t.p. you do so at your own risk.**
