Why Christmas Sucks

[Alex2507]

To begin with saying Merry Christmas makes you an insensitive throw back from the Dark Ages. The music ... just f^%&in' shoot me already. How is it that Krampus is not remembered in all this? He was the teeth in all that naughty and nice business.

 

[Adam]

Tell the three ghosts "hi" for us.

Merry Christmas!

 

[fuzz092888]

Too scary for today's youth. We aren't even allowed to play dodge ball and I'm not supposed to let them pick teams lest someone's feelings get hurt.

 

[Adam]

We aren't even allowed to play dodge ball...

But...but...how will you ever save the gym? We all know a car wash won't do it.

 

[ImcLoud]

Bernie Mac soul men funny line **** THE KIDS - YouTube I loved dodge ball when I was a kid, It should be mainstream by now...

They did a krampus episode on grimm last week, I haven't heard that word in 20 years before the grimm ep and now twice in a week...

 

[fuzz092888]

But...but...how will you ever save the gym? We all know a car wash won't do it.

Not with elementary kids anyways. The high school kids are a different story....

 

[slipperybidness]

I had mentioned the old punk rock band, Fear, over in the recent SoundCity thread.

They have a couple of "Christmas" songs that I really like that you should check out:
F*** Christmas and Another Christmas Beer.

Lee Ving (lead singer) also did a 7" of Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas. I have a copy, but I don't wanna open it, I may try to find another copy to listen to and keep one sealed.

 

[STRONGBADF1]

Tell the three ghosts "hi" for us.

Merry Christmas!

Is that you Tiny Tim?

 

[Pyrrho]

[video=youtube;a3FxE6vXVkQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3FxE6vXVkQ[/video]

 

[jimincfalls]

Tell the three ghosts "hi" for us.

Merry Christmas!

late reply, but you forgot to say "bah humbug".

as far as music, try Martinis and Mistletoe next year. Chick Corea has done some really good xmas music too.

 

[rnatalli]

Ah come on, Christmas can be fun:

South Park- Merry Fucking Christmas - YouTube