What is this?

[walter duque]

Coconut-Audio VibraPortal Heaven's Gate (Ascension into... | Tweaks | AudiogoN

 

[Alex2507]

Right off the bat I can tell you it's $1,295.

Hope that helps.

 

[Adam]

Looks like a market that I should have gotten into.

Bar of soap: $2
Cost of beer consumed while writing religious/scientific audio psycho babble: $12
Profit made selling soap to an audiophile: $1293
Telling your friends that you made $1293 in profit on a bar of soap: Priceless

 

[Rickster71]

It appears to be a device to separate people from their money.

 

[DS-21]

Looks like a market that I should have gotten into.

Bar of soap: $2
Cost of beer consumed while writing religious/scientific audio psycho babble: $12
Profit made selling soap to an audiophile: $1293
Telling your friends that you made $1293 in profit on a bar of soap: Priceless

In fairness, beer might not cut it. You might need to spring for absinthe.

 

[slipperybidness]

Check the feedback?

You see his feedback?

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makes me question the entire audiogon site? Why would they let someone sell this on there?

 

[dkane360]

makes me question the entire audiogon site?

it makes me question the human race

 

[djreef]

It looks like a giant after dinner mint. I wonder what it really tastes like.

DJ

 

[slipperybidness]

It looks like a giant after dinner mint. I wonder what it really tastes like.

DJ

Kinda like a urinal cake?

 

[djreef]

Kinda like a urinal cake?

OK, never mind.

DJ

 

[adwilk]

I can see lots of uses for this. I'm getting one to put under my mattress. Step right up, ladies.

At least its on sale.

 

[Adam]

I can see lots of uses for this. I'm getting one to put under my mattress. Step right up, ladies.

Pure genius, man. After all, it is supposed to increase liquidity.

 

[JohnA]

It is nice to see Heaven's Gate didn't give up after their first failure

If you want a good laugh look at their website:

Coconut-Audio

 

[markw]

Sounds to me like a lubricant and boy, the purchasers of this product could sure use a good one!

 

[djreef]

It is nice to see Heaven's Gate didn't give up after their first failure

If you want a good laugh look at their website:

Coconut-Audio

I love the $700 rock. Damn, I'm in the wrong business.

DJ

 

[tonedeaf]

The same people that invested with Bernie Madoff would jump all over this product.

 

[Grador]

Pure genius! There website is quick to inform you that since there are no downsides to using these...ummm...rocks, you can infinitely improve the sound buy....setting more of them on top of your equipment. Half surprised they don't mention that if you don't here any difference on the first one it's simply because you need at least five times more of them.

 

[agarwalro]

This is... Malibu.

 

[djreef]

It is nice to see Heaven's Gate didn't give up after their first failure

If you want a good laugh look at their website:

Coconut-Audio

Porcupine Tree wrote a song about the leader of Heaven's Gate "Last Chance to Evacuate Earth
Before It's Recycled", who oddly, was good friends with a friend of mine's father back in the 80's when he lived here in Houston.

DJ

 

[penpitt]

After perusing the website I decided to upgrade my speaker cables to these bad boys. After all, a 3m speaker cable for $80,000 has to be better then my monoprice cables, right?

Forest