Vasectomy....word of the day

[adk highlander]

Yup the frozen peas are the answer.

One other thing if you have a cat lock it in the other room. One of the reasons we no longer have the cat was the little @#$% jumped on my lap the same night I had the surgery.

 

[MidnightSensi]

Like grinding the pill up before you take it . Personally I would stay away from any form of opiates for pain unless extreme, extreme cases. This woudn't be one.

Grind it up and rail a big line of it.

Just kidding. Don't do that.

 

[Alex2507]

Grind it up and rail a big line of it.

Just kidding. Don't do that.

Would that work? ... never mind, I don't want to know.

Just to chime in with a warning regarding opiates I just want to point out that addiction is a real danger when they are prescribed even if you don't 'like' them. Getting off them is a b!tch. Frozen peas are a fantastic local anesthetic for guys who have just been de-balled.

 

[markw]

Discuss...

Anyone?

So, I take it you were feeling a bit snippy yesterday, eh?

 

[Rickster71]

Good Luck Buckeye.
I'm walking around kinda funny just thinking about this.

I hear talk of green peas.
Does it matter how they're cooked; in soup maybe?
A lot of people don't like peas or lima beans, or any of the legume family. Just sayin.

 

[majorloser]

Just another "Nutless Wonder".

(maybe this will mellow him out)

 

[Alex2507]

Just another "Nutless Wonder".

(maybe this will mellow him out)

Maybe change his name over to Nutless Buck.

... at least I know where mine are.

 

[gmichael]

This thread reminds me of a funny story. Almost 10 years ago, I had hired a new girl to work in my department. About 1 week later I overheard two of our VP's discussing their vasectomies and comparing notes. They were standing right behind her. When one explained how his nuts blew up to the size of grapefruits, she looked over at me with a look of, "please help me" in her eyes.
I was no help as I burst out laughing. She turned red, put her head down on her desk, and covered her ears.

 

[BudgetHT]

Oh Buckeye...

 

[Quickley17]

"Frozen peas" is eerily metaphorical in a backhanded, ironic sort of way.

 

[Davemcc]

Frozen peas, beer and NFL sounds like the ideal way to deal with the situation.

 

[Buckeye_Nut]

Well....I'm only hours past the proceedure, and I am in no pain at all. It's still pretty numb down there, so we'll see how it goes

I'm kicking back in a theater seat with my feet up, frozen peas on my package, and drinking a white russian. HEH

 

[Alex2507]

It's still pretty numb down there ...

You are starting to sound just like my wife.

 

[Seth=L]

You are starting to sound just like my wife.

I fear this may be how he sounds from now on.

 

[majorloser]

I'm kicking back in a theater seat with my feet up, frozen peas on my package, and drinking a white russian. HEH

Do you want the monkey to come over and give you a foot massage?

 

[Buckeye_Nut]

Hah....no foot massages please.

I just mixed my second drink and my wife is giving me a hard time. IMO....she should be serving them to me

 

[GO-NAD!]

Alright, I do have something to add to the discussion. Under no circumstances should you boff. A friend of mine did that after a vasectomy and said he was hurting for weeks. So ... you've been warned.

Man! He has more bal*s than I have...er...never mind....

 

[GO-NAD!]

I just had a vasectomy last fall and it was wonderful! I didn't have much discomfort at all - although I didn't tell my wife that. I milked it for all it was worth! Sat in the rec room after the procedure and watched Das Boot - Director's Cut, with an ice pack in my crotch and beer at my side. Next day, same thing, only it was Apocolypse Now - Redux. Daughter in school, wife went to work. It was bliss! I'd do it again!

 

[GO-NAD!]

Frozen peas, beer and NFL sounds like the ideal way to deal with the situation.

Unless the sight of football players is arousing for him - that could be problematic...

 

[mtrycrafts]

320pm CST tomorrow....

I doubt I will be posting much this weekend.....just sayin', but ya never know.

Its a bee sting