I don’t normally talk golf much in this forum, but I have a few fresh whopper golf tales that I positively cannot keep to myself.
Today was one of those rare Sundays that I able to play 36 holes, and my scores were nothing to brag about, but I have a few whopper golf stories. Before today, I have eagled a total of two par4s in my lifetime, but that total rose to FOUR today!! Yep, I had a PAIR of par-4 deuces on the same freaking day!!
The first came on my first nine of the day early this morning. It was an uphill 408yd par4. I hit a weak slicing tee-shot that ended up in the rough on top of a big mound. From 160 out, I jarred an 8-iron for a deuce. It was a thing of beauty, and I was able to see it trickle into the cup(thanks to my vantage point on a large mound...LOL). Had I been down on the fairway, I would have never seen it fall into the cup. hahahahahaha
The rest of my story picks up on my 35th & 36th holes of the day. I flipflopped nines, so I finished my day playing the 8th and 9th holes. Through the first 7 holes, I experienced a nightmare and was +10 through 7. I carry a middle single-digit HC, so I was none too pleased with my 4th nine performance. To say that I was hot under the collar would be an understatement.
Ok, now back to the golf!! The 8th hole(my 17th) is a 362yd dogleg. The direct route to the green is protected by a 270yd forced carry over a creek and marshy area to reach the fairway on the far side of the hazard. Being hot under the collar, I pulled driver and figured what the hell. I carried the hazard, and reached the fairway just short of the green. I was left with a tough little 40yd slightly uphill pitch from a tight fairway lie to a tucked front pin. My pitch flew into the upslope just short of the fringe, and it killed it perfectly. The ball hopped up softly...... trickled about 7 feet and into the jar for my 2ND DEUCE OF THE DAY!!!
It gets better!! The 9th hole is a 500yd par5. I hit a nice tee shot in the fairway, and was left with 225 left to the pin. I pull 5-wood and hit it as straight as you can point right at the pin!!! The ball landed about 10ft short, and trickled up to about 2 1/2 to 3 feet from the jar. I kid you not that when that ball released up to the flag, my playing partner and myself both thought it was going to drop. From 225 out in the fairway, it looked like it stopped on the lip of the cup. LOL I nailed the short putt, and holed my 3rd eagle of the day!!! Ya gotta love those EAGLE-EAGLE finishes!!! I've never once made more than 1 eagle on the same day, needless to say three. Before today, I only made 4 eagles in all of 2006 in 80+ rounds of trying.
What an amazing day!! As a weekend hack amateur, I doubt today’s feat will ever be duplicated. (not by me anyway)
Whatta crazy day!!