Un fricken believable

[Gizmologist]

There are plans for a mosque (bomb factory) right next to the WTC Ground zero. A 12 story building no less. Each floor will specialize in a particular bomb or murder style training. Wake up America. There are checkered tablecloths everywhere.

 

[mike c]

do you have a link to a news article? (i hope you do)

or did you hear this from a friend who heard it from a ...

 

[Nomo]

do you have a link to a news article? (i hope you do)

or did you hear this from a friend who heard it from a ...

Sounds like great movie. Tell me more.

 

[tesseract]

I heard about this last week. A quick, simple Google search turned up all kinds of info. Here's a sample.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/ground-mosque-plan-stirs-controversy/story?id=10670631

"The group hopes to unveil its full plans for the project by the 10th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks in 2011."

 

[mike c]

Sounds like great movie. Tell me more.

yes, this friend heard it from a half-human half vampire half werewolf (yes he is a 150% person, which makes him more of a man than everybody else) who discovered this evil plot when he was sucking on a checkered tablecloth. his inner desire to be a good person led him to report this plot to the CIA, but he also ate his handlers because he was hungry.

 

[mike c]

I heard about this last week. A quick, simple Google search turned up all kinds of info. Here's a sample.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/ground-mosque-plan-stirs-controversy/story?id=10670631

the mosque part is there ... but a bomb making complex?

 

[tesseract]

Ahh, I skipped over the sensationalism. That would be a silly place to try and make bombs. I doubt any harm will come from this, but it is bound to rile people up.

 

[Stereodude]

the mosque part is there ... but a bomb making complex?

I'm pretty sure that part was sarcasm.

 

[mike c]

That would be a silly place to try and make bombs. I doubt any harm will come from this, but it is bound to rile people up.

right. to the second part of my story.

the checkered tablecloths decide to invest a 100 million dollars to buy and build a bomb making complex in new york city (very cheap land) near the WTC ground zero (they're sure they won't be scrutinized so close in proximity to a previous attack, since lightning can't strike the same place twice) in a building made of glass and metal (the glass are really one way glass for their secret operations).

 

[mike c]

I'm pretty sure that part was sarcasm.

see my above post

1st floor of the building is the standard mosque (for show)
2nd floor is where they interrogate abducted US citizens which they are planning to name 'gizmo bay'.

 

[MidnightSensi]

I'm pretty sure I just blew up my toilet.

Shouldn't have eaten those beans.

 

[highfigh]

right. to the second part of my story.

the checkered tablecloths decide to invest a 100 million dollars to buy and build a bomb making complex in new york city (very cheap land) near the WTC ground zero (they're sure they won't be scrutinized so close in proximity to a previous attack, since lightning can't strike the same place twice) in a building made of glass and metal (the glass are really one way glass for their secret operations).

Uh, that kind of lightning already struck the WTC twice. Remember the 1994 underground parking bombing?

 

[mike c]

Uh, that kind of lightning already struck the WTC twice. Remember the 1994 underground parking bombing?

that's like a spark compared to the zombie experiments they're doing on the 3rd floor.

it's too bad woody harrelson is already in the 2nd floor being tortured for being america's last line of defense against zombies, you're all toast within 28 days from the release of the first few zombies.

 

[mike c]

as much as i would like to fill the 4th to the 11th floors of my fantasy building ...

it would seem that gizmo has no evidence of such and this really is UN FRICKEN BELIEVABLE.

consider this a formal warning gizmo. it's either the truth, or it's hate mongering.