Well, given your choice of table top "water" furniture, you may be mis-remembering
. That made me lol at work, quite hard enough that co-workers came out to see what was wrong, flashback i guess
. I think that the surrounds will be fine, but like has been discussed simply use them as surrounds not rears. I would maybe look into the new receiver, Yamaha is still making good ones. Groovy place dude, enjoy the system!!
Side Note- If you listen at loud volumes, I would strongly suggest looking into the "aventage" line. I know some on here will say it does not matter, an amp is an amp, but i listen to most of them daily, and the difference is huge when trying to drive large floorstanding speakers. Yes, Klipsch are efficient, but I still stand by that. If you do not list at very loud volumes, the others should be fine.