The worst movie in history – Left Behind

[skizzerflake]

I think the real definition of Worst Movie isn't the one that you remember, but the one that you forget. Movies like Plan 9, Heaven's Gate, Waterworld, etc are memorable in their horribleness and that's good in a strange way. On the other hand, have you ever gone to a movie on Friday and when Sunday comes and somebody asks you what you saw on Friday, you can't remember? THAT'S a bad movie. I just wish I could remember what it was.

 

[Tomorrow]

The AverageJoes and Tomorrows just finished Midnight Meat Train. It's in this 'worst of' league.

I think Clive Barker must have needed more cuddling as an infant.

 

[Davemcc]

Got 10 minutes for part of one of the worst movies ever made?

 

[Seth=L]

Got 10 minutes for part of one of the worst movies ever made?

No, I don't have time...

Bloodrayne is my all-time worst movie experience. After watching one other Uwe Boll movie I decided that it was enough of his garbage.

 

[lsiberian]

Actually, to say it’s the worst movie is a misnomer. Movies have actors, scripts with a plot, a director, sometimes some semblance of special effects, and a budget of more than $500. This piece of garbage has none of those things, and is not worth the price of the DVD it was burned on.

I could go into what the movie is about, but honestly, it has so many plot holes, it could compare to a 2 ton block of Swiss cheese.

However, just as it was “fun” to view Plan 9 From Outer Space. Waterworld & Ishtar to see how bad they really were, if you feel compelled & don’t eat for at least 12 hours before viewing, by all means, see this tidbit of audio/video farce – if for no other reason than to have a good measuring stick to compare other movies to.

As a theology student I can't agree with you more. The movie espouses a very fanatical pre-millennial view of the rain of Christ along with this non-biblical idea of a rapture. Furthermore this view is not held by any of the early church fathers or anyone else in the Church Tradition.

At least it had Kirk Cameron in it though. He's always entertaining.

But it was a fun movie if you understand the culture it rose out of and the time period. Many folks thought the world would end in 2000 and this movie came out of that.

Going Overboard with Adam Sandler is a far worse film. And the title describes the action you want to take. Paris, TX i've heard is another very bad movie. Wisely I refuse to watch such movies.

Waterworld I enjoyed, but I like Kevin Costner. I know it takes a different kind of person to enjoy his movies, but I like them.

 

[BoredSysAdmin]

Yes, I am fully aware that I am grave digging, but I gotta say Ishtar is highly underrated. You see - the awful lyrics and singing were done fully on purpose.
If you haven't seen it yet - do so (or at least try to)
In our opinion this movie is like classic equivalent of "dumb and dummer" meets "naked gun" .

My wife and had tons of laughs and had a good time watching it. Highly recommend.

and despite 5 years since last post Uwe Boll still makes sh1t

 

[lsiberian]

Yes, I am fully aware that I am grave digging, but I gotta say Ishtar is highly underrated. You see - the awful lyrics and singing were done fully on purpose.
If you haven't seen it yet - do so (or at least try to)
In our opinion this movie is like classic equivalent of "dumb and dummer" meets "naked gun" .

My wife and had tons of laughs and had a good time watching it. Highly recommend.

and despite 5 years since last post Uwe Boll still makes sh1t

Just think I was still a virgin when this thread came out.

 

[3db]

Titanic tops my movie for worst flick ever.

 

[BoredSysAdmin]

Just think I was still a virgin when this thread came out.

Can't claim same thing, however I am pretty sure that I was in fact was virgin then Ishtar came out (at 10 years old)

 

[shadyJ]

Titanic tops my movie for worst flick ever.

Seriously if Titanic is the worst movie you have ever seen, you haven't seen many movies.

 

[rojo]

Sideways. That movie made me want to cut myself. I was so miserable, but my wife kept insisting over and over that it was about to get better, and she wouldn't let us leave the theater. Thankfully, she eventually changed her mind and said we could go. Then I said, "No, wait! This part is getting good." Then she started begging for us to go. Thus, we tormented each other for as long as either of us could stand it; but eventually, we reached our limit of excruciating boredom and left.

 

[Alex2507]

Sideways.

All I remember is that Asian chick clocking that guy with the helmet.

I'd watch that again.

 

[3db]

Seriously if Titanic is the worst movie you have ever seen, you haven't seen many movies.

Seriously, Titanic sucked the appendages off of moose and I saw lots of movies thank you very much.

 

[rojo]

Any movie with boobies is automatically disqualified from the "worst movie ever" debate. Sorry, but Titanic should not be in this thread.

 

[shadyJ]

Some movies get intense hatred merely for being popular. If it were only as underground as Nigerian Titanic, I'm sure it would have an entirely different reputation among cineastes.

 

[Steve81]

I can't believe this one didn't sweep the Oscars personally.

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[BoredSysAdmin]

Some movies get intense hatred merely for being popular. If it were only as underground as Nigerian Titanic, I'm sure it would have an entirely different reputation among cineastes.

I take it you never heard of Turkish Star wars?

 

[3db]

Some movies get intense hatred merely for being popular. If it were only as underground as Nigerian Titanic, I'm sure it would have an entirely different reputation among cineastes.

I watched the movie and hated every second of this flick. I cannot like or dislike a movie that I did not see and I could give a rat's a?? about the popularity of a movie. A movie's popularity doesn't persuade me one way or another whether or not I like/dislike it.

 

[Alex2507]

Even Broke Back Mountain was better than Titanic.

 

[lsiberian]

I've never seen titanic. It's one of my points of pride.