The Official _/Unofficial/_ AH Drinking Game!



Audioholic Samurai
Drink anytime someone mentions they have anything from Pyle and want help to make it sound good


Audioholic Chief
I've been joking about this for far, far too long. It started up as an idea in my head after AH was inundated with people buying lower-tier B&W Speakers and coming on the Forum to find out why they sounded like @$$ once they set them up in their home. :) After that, there were... other topics of interest that lend themselves quite well to this concept. :D

Please note that this is most certainly completely unsanctioned and we must all remember to maintain control and responsibility.

NOT! :p

But seriously... don't do anything stupid. I am not responsible for your actions. If you choose to use this for evil, the karmic weight of your decision will be yours alone to bear. K? Good. :)

And now... without further ado:

The Official Unofficial Audioholics Drinking Game!
Drink every time somebody mentions the Built-In Subs in their Def Tech Speakers.​
Drink every time somebody posts about their 600 or 700 Series B&W Speakers sounding like @$$.​
Drink every time somebody posts about putting their gear in a Cubby/Built-in/ Entertainment Center... OR wants/has to put their system over and around a Fireplace.​
Drink twice if they blew up some of their gear because of it.​
Take a drink for any thread about Expensive Cables (costing more than standard fare from BJC).​
Drink twice if the poster doubles down on the amazing SQ improvements they heard.​
Take a shot every time the Russel Cable article is linked.​
Take a drink for every Bi-Amp or Bi-Wire thread.​
Take a drink every time someone recommends a brand that wasn’t included in the original poll.​
Take 2 drinks every time someone comments that this 10 yr old thread is outdated.​
Take 3 drinks for the suggestion that the thread be closed.​
Thread Specific: ANY REVIEW THREAD​
Take a drink for any review met with derision.​
Do a Shot PLUS a Drink for any comments questioning the value proposition. ... boilermakers, depth charges and sake bombs all count.​
Take 3 shots for any post suggesting that you can DIY a better solution. ...Two to the chest, one to the dome style!​
Take a drink for every review thread started without the linked review being LIVE.​
Do a Shot for any Steam Vent Thread Locked on the first page.​
Take a drink for every post a Subwoofer Buyer can't decide between Subs.​
Do a shot every time somebody claims Sealed Subs are better for Music, or just for any topic about which Sub is better for HT or Movies.​
Drink every time there is a thread about whether an Amp will make their Speakers sound better.​
Take a shot every time the SPL Calculator is linked.​

greatest game idea ev-er....


Audioholic Warlord
Have multiple drinks while placing JBL atmos speakers on wall. :p


Full Audioholic
This isn't fair because I have to take a shot just to look at the internet in general. After being admitted to the hospital, i decided to cut back on the drinking all together whenever someone calls their TV and soundbar a home theater.

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