Oh the theater, how do I hate the? Let me count the ways.....
* Have to drive 20 miles to nearest town with cinema
* Their octoplex (8 screens) has (poor) stereo sound with no subwoofers
* The picture quality is only so-so. except theater 3 which has a large crease in the middle of the screen
* All of the theaters have seats missing. Like the room is the jawline of a cronic tobacco-chewer
* The seats are fabric, squeek, don't recline, and covered in 20 years of stains
* sticky floors
* $8 tickets
* $8 medium(!) popcorn. Small is $7, Kiddy (which is about a pound) is $6, Large is $9, and X-Large is $10. $10 freakin bucks for popcorn!
* Soda pricing is similar to popcorn.
* Bottle of water $4.25 (What is this, Woodstock '99?)
* I'm sure the 8lb sack of Junior Mints cost more than a used Hyundai, but I don't eat candy.
* Popcorn usually cold. Covered in a disgusting imitation butter-like grease
* Soda watered-down, and mostly ice in the cup
* general public likes to go to movies, and bring their kids
* general public has to talk to their kids throughout movie
* Someone invariably keys/dings/dents/steals your car while you watch movie. If you ride a motorcycle it will rain, or someone will knock it over sitting their grubby children on the seat so they can take pictures.