The Monkey is another year older...

[Adam]

That monkey in the pic's didn't look like a volunteer. I think we should launch an Iranian into outer space and see how they like it. What a bunch of f^%&ing savages! I think it would be okay to nuke them now. They haven't done much for humanity and we need the parking space.

Look at you, trying to start some s**t are your age.

I just wish that Americans weren't worse - you ever watch any video archives of the Bikini Atoll?

 

[Alex2507]

Look at you, trying to start some s**t are your age.

I just wish that Americans weren't worse - you ever watch any video archives of the Bikini Atoll?

I think I have. It's not really Americans that are worse. It's governments in general viewing the thing they have the most of as being least valuable (people). An inordinate amount of importance is placed on the thing they have the least of (power). We should just let Canada run the world. Good health care and -41.8 degree temperatures. They got it figured out alright. Germs can't live in that cold so nobody gets sick so all the money they collect for health care is for Ottawa strip clubs. Wait ... my point ... what was my point?

 

[Adam]

I should have said, "I wish that Americans were better." Oops.

As for Canadians...I love me some Molson.

 

[brianedm]

I think I have. It's not really Americans that are worse. It's governments in general viewing the thing they have the most of as being least valuable (people). An inordinate amount of importance is placed on the thing they have the least of (power). We should just let Canada run the world. Good health care and -41.8 degree temperatures. They got it figured out alright. Germs can't live in that cold so nobody gets sick so all the money they collect for health care is for Ottawa strip clubs. Wait ... my point ... what was my point?

Hey, that -41.8 temperature is cold even by my standards, haha.

 

[Alex2507]

Hey, that -41.8 temperature is cold even by my standards, haha.

I lived in Calgary for about 5 years. I know it's not Edmonton cold because of the Chinooks but I've seen -40 a couple of times.

 

[brianedm]

I lived in Calgary for about 5 years. I know it's not Edmonton cold because of the Chinooks but I've seen -40 a couple of times.

No way! Cool! Have you managed to get that Calgary stink off you yet?

 

[Adam]

Hey, that -41.8 temperature is cold even by my standards, haha.

Sweet - now we've got you talking in Fahrenheit, too.

 

[brianedm]

Sweet - now we've got you talking in Fahrenheit, too.

Gah, the prime minister will be so ashamed of me!

 

[Adam]

Gah, the prime minister will be so ashamed of me!

Dude, you lost out to an Aussie. He already is.

 

[Alex2507]

Gah, the prime minister will be so ashamed of me!

If the Premier finds out he may banish you to LA (Lethbridge, Alberta).

 

[brianedm]

If the Premier finds out he may banish you to LA (Lethbridge, Alberta).

At least he wouldn't be sending me to Lethbridge, Saskatchewan

 

[brianedm]

Dude, you lost out to an Aussie. He already is.

The Steffi thing? Is apathy losing out? Haha

 

[Adam]

The Steffi thing? Is apathy losing out? Haha

Call it whatever you want...

 

[brianedm]

Call it whatever you want...

Hey, I value my singleness too much to risk it on a boring lady, haha.

 

[Adam]

Hey, I value my singleness too much to risk it on a boring lady, haha.

Boring? You clearly haven't been watching the webcam...

 

[brianedm]

Boring? You clearly haven't been watching the webcam...

Oh snap, she's got a webcam? Hook a brotha up

 

[brianedm]

Oh snap, she's got a webcam? Hook a brotha up

Oh wait. At Bryce's place. I'm an idiot.

 

[Bryceo]

Behave tour self Adam ill ring your Mum on you!!!
the web CAM!!! There's a list on the door called the shower dance

 

[majorloser]

Better late than never

 

[j_garcia]

How many years is that in Monkey years anyway?