JeffD2. said:
HER: Is it the tickets to the Riviera for our anniversary, like we talked about?
HIM: Better! I got five of these for our new HT system! These will go great with our living room decor!
HER: How romantic! WHAP! BANG! OOF!
My gear, computers, clothes, etc. would be unceremoniously tossed into a pile on the front lawn, Guaranteed.