These are the same bogus arguments we hear time and time again in audio about that ineffable, mysterious "something" which measurements can't quite pin down which elevates one audio product over another, despite all objective evidence to the contrary. It is used by audio dealers to sell over-priced cables, magic power conditioners, magic equipment racks, magic speaker stands, etc. I enjoy high-performance audio products, but there is nothing magical about them. The objective qualities which constitute "good sound" for both trained and untrained listeners are pretty well understood. 0-60 can not, of course, encompass the totality of a car's performance, but that metric, in combination with a bunch of others, can. If they couldn't, computers would not be able to usefully model automobiles, not to mention airplanes, helicopters, rockets, etc. And I am not relying on a single metric to tell me which sub is the higher performer either.
As for the JL Audio sub not having any performance compromises, it obviously has some if you look at the Audioholics or data-bass.com review. First, it is using a high pass filter to shape the response, and for me that is a no-no on a sealed sub. Second, it has a protection circuit which, to quote data-bass.com, "dials back the power when the signals are of very long duration." While these are sensible precautions to protect the sub from abusive users, they are nonetheless compromises, and they are not compromises I want in subs that I own. It could be said that the small size is a compromise as well. I would also say that the lack of shorting rings evident in the max long term sweeps is a compromise, where the effects of inductance can no longer be compensated for by equalization. You would think a manufacturer could be bothered to put some shorting rings in the driver of a $2k sealed 12" sub. It might have extended the top end up the driver more as well, as the JL Audio drivers start rolling off at 100 Hz, and that is a serious compromise, but that is the consequence of trying to squeeze so much excursion out of such a small driver.