Toquemon...DON'T listen to these charletons! They are all a bunch of lowdown hucksters out to separate you from your hard-earned money. I have the ONLY solution to your problem and I KNOW that this is the true answer. It was revealed to me by Jehovah himself, fourteen years ago, after I received a severe electrical discharge while tweaking my Sony Triniton picture tube.
The man showed me the proper way to cook audio cables. I can't reveal all the details to you, since I promised to hold this sacred process in the strictest confidence. Only those who are properly initiated can perform this culinary tweaking ceremony, as the cosmic forces involved are extremely dangerous, and could result in molecular reorganization, or even death. I can tell you that it is a lengthy process that includes pre-ceremonial washing, parboiling, slow-cooking for several weeks in a special sauce that utilizes the secret herb and spice mixture from Kentucky Fried Chicken (for which I payed a king's ransom), and finally a ritual smudge-burning dance perfromed by a Navaho shaman, in order to remove any residual oxygen and/or hostile spiritual entities from the dialectric. (double-blind tests conclusively prove that demons cause signifigant degredation of the audio signal).
You will not believe the difference this process will make in your system! I assure you, the change that my treatment will make to your cables is clearly audible, and worth every penny. Now, this kind of painstaking attention to detail does not come cheap, but you get what you pay for, and you'll be glad you did. Audio nirvana can be yours for only $97.25 per linear foot. That may sound expensive, but it's much cheaper than wasting your cash on some fancy-schmancy Martin Logan electrostatic nonsense. If you act now, I will include at no extra charge a 3 ounce bottle of sanctified record-cleaning solution drawn from the river Jordan. This is the same water that John the Baptist used to clean his record collection. You can find technical data and test results from world-renowned audio experts G. Marconi and Nick Tesla at my website
www.audiophilesaresodamnedgullible.com
Yours in better sound,
Reverend J. Philips Marantz