With a boulder of salt!
Or just get a job at the salt harvesting factory.
No, I get what you're saying. But there's really no need for that much salt. Sometimes we're treating the whole thing way to serious. Like giving 100-200$ more would mean directrly funding terorists.
It's just some gear for enjoying music.
BTW, psychology teaches us that enjoyment can easily be augmented thru storytelling. A lot of those guys/girls who pay thru their noses for a piece of equipment WILL probably experience a more intense joy, it's just that the joy itself won't be in any way derrived from the equipment itself but from the storytelling.