Routine Cleaning!!!!!!

[speakerman39]

I give my place a good cleaning once a year whether it needs it or not.

Well, I be darn. Why so often Phil.............Lmao????? I mean at that rate, I wouldn't even worry about it. Why hurt yourself eh?

Cheers,

Phil

 

[Alex2507]

I should probably come clean. Hah!

My g/f is a clean freak. My monkey, not so much. It's like this, I like clean floors so shoes get taken off. Period. Dusty work clothes get taken off right away. Yep, that's about it.

Now I know some ladies are going to read this (maybe). I change the oil on the cars, bring in the groceries, take out the trash, take down the laundry, fold the sheets, refinish old furniture, fix leaky faucets, fix the micro wave, program the remotes, fix the toaster, paint the walls, fix the doors, flip the mattress, hang the pictures, fix the shelves, rotate the tires and brush the snow off the cars.

I brush the snow off of the old lady's car too.

 

[JLMEMT]

Ewwwwwww gross!!!!! What a slob. I could never ever live like that. Nasty nasty nasty...........

Cheers,

Phil

I have been in worse! I didn't see any dog waste or dirty diapers.
Unfortuantely I am not joking, but I always spent as little time as possible in those places and I don't miss that part of my former job one bit!

As far as Fly lady, she has major OCD!!

 

[speakerman39]

I should probably come clean. Hah!

My g/f is a clean freak. My monkey, not so much. It's like this, I like clean floors so shoes get taken off. Period. Dusty work clothes get taken off right away. Yep, that's about it.

Now I know some ladies are going to read this (maybe). I change the oil on the cars, bring in the groceries, take out the trash, take down the laundry, fold the sheets, refinish old furniture, fix leaky faucets, fix the micro wave, program the remotes, fix the toaster, paint the walls, fix the doors, flip the mattress, hang the pictures, fix the shelves, rotate the tires and brush the snow off the cars.

I brush the snow off of the old lady's car too.

Alex, you sound like a well-trained Monkey in the making. If not, then you have to be a boyscout. BTW, what went wrong w/the microwave?

Cheers,

Phil

 

[speakerman39]

I have been in worse! I didn't see any dog waste or dirty diapers.
Unfortuantely I am not joking, but I always spent as little time as possible in those places and I don't miss that part of my former job one bit!

As far as Fly lady, she has major OCD!!

Oh, I have seen it. My parents did own some rental property and more than once I had to clean them up. I mean, dog sh*t all over the place, litter box full of cat sh*t, and messy diapers throughout. Still yet, mold in the sinks and commode. It made me sick. Heck, it turns my stomach just thinking about it. Needless to say, I am so glad my parents sold off their rental property. They got tired of getting screwed over and I got tired of cleaning such filth.

Cheers,

Phil

 

[Alex2507]

BTW, what went wrong w/the microwave?

The Flux Capacitor ... no, I think getting the key pad unplugged and plugging it back in made the connections good again. We were having to hold the start button for longer and longer periods of time.

When our water cooler started to leak I took it apart and determined it was toast. I replaced a faulty 3-way dimmer for our dinning area light. I would rather be like a top earner and pay people to do this stuff but in every life a little rain must fall. I cleaned off the pilot light and gas burners for our central heating system and installed sound proofing materials to quiet down the fan blower motor, fridge and dishwasher. It's me who goes out for milk. I am errand man.

My g/f does a great job with the day to day stuff. But she's not quiet at all. I already mentioned the part about rain.

 

[speakerman39]

The Flux Capacitor ... no, I think getting the key pad unplugged and plugging it back in made the connections good again. We were having to hold the start button for longer and longer periods of time.

When our water cooler started to leak I took it apart and determined it was toast. I replaced a faulty 3-way dimmer for our dinning area light. I would rather be like a top earner and pay people to do this stuff but in every life a little rain must fall. I cleaned off the pilot light and gas burners for our central heating system and installed sound proofing materials to quiet down the fan blower motor, fridge and dishwasher. It's me who goes out for milk. I am errand man.

My g/f does a great job with the day to day stuff. But she's not quiet at all. I already mentioned the part about rain.

I see. Well thanks to my second wife I never had to go out for milk-I mean, after all, why go out for milk when you have a cow at home right.........Lmao!!!!!! This is one of the many reasons we got a divorce....now imagine that!!!!!! I still thank God every single day she is gone.

Cheers,

Phil

 

[Alex2507]

I still thank God every single day she is gone.

Which one? They couldn't have both been that bad.

 

[speakerman39]

Which one? They couldn't have both been that bad.

You have no idea just how bad they were. No really, my first go around we both were just too young. The second......well....let just say her youngest daughter split us up. You know, the old separate and conquer strategy. It worked like a charm. But hey, I am not complaining as it was for the best. Can't say the single life is the greatest, but it sure beats being married to either of the two I once was. Besides, being single and residing alone has some advantages. Basically, I really only have to please myself, which is easier said than done at times though.

Cheers,

Phil

 

[sawzalot]

First and foremost I will say that I do all the outside chores my property is just under one acre and its all mine, exception 1-she can plant flowers after I have all the soil prepped.When it comes to the inside I vacumm , do the windows I like em clean so its my deal , we split laundry me mine hers well hers whoever see's the towels and such just do it. kitchen all hers Ill rinse and load dishwasher on weekends when my son comes nome from college,side note he helps me in the yard bigtime.bathroom is a joint effort she does everything then I go in and do the tile floor on me hands and knees its the only way imo.I dust my stereo equiptment and keep the tv's clean and she does the rest of the house it seems never ending but we keep up with it and it makes it a bit easier maybe the house is too big for just two but then again there are times when its just not big enough.

 

[speakerman39]

First and foremost I will say that I do all the outside chores my property is just under one acre and its all mine, exception 1-she can plant flowers after I have all the soil prepped.When it comes to the inside I vacumm , do the windows I like em clean so its my deal , we split laundry me mine hers well hers whoever see's the towels and such just do it. kitchen all hers Ill rinse and load dishwasher on weekends when my son comes nome from college,side note he helps me in the yard bigtime.bathroom is a joint effort she does everything then I go in and do the tile floor on me hands and knees its the only way imo.I dust my stereo equiptment and keep the tv's clean and she does the rest of the house it seems never ending but we keep up with it and it makes it a bit easier maybe the house is too big for just two but then again there are times when its just not big enough.

I see. Well, I don't do windows........nope not at all..........nope...........but........if I don't who will? Guess, sometimes it just sucks to be me...........Lmao!!!!!

Cheers

Phil

 

[speakerman39]

Sure will be glad when it warms up enough so that I can clean my car up. Just the usual, wash and vacuum out. Perhaps, clean my windows as well. More or less, I have a bad case of "Spring Fever". Anyone else here feel the same way?

Cheers,

Phil

 

[Nomo]

I still thank God every single day she is gone.

Cheers,

Phil

LOL!!
"No matter how nice she may seem; somebody, somewhere is glad she's gone."

 

[speakerman39]

LOL!!
"No matter how nice she may seem; somebody, somewhere is glad she's gone."

A'men brother............LOL!!!!! This is the truth. Still can't figure out why I was married to her in the first place.

Cheers,

Phil

 

[speakerman39]

Oh well, can't clean my car up given the weather coming in this weekend. Perhaps, one day next week I can get-R-done!!!!!

Cheers,

Phil

 

[jamie2112]

I have not washed my car since Sept.......

 

[speakerman39]

I have not washed my car since Sept.......

Ewwwwww yuk!!!! Just kidding my friend. It has been a very long time for me as well. Lets both make it a point to get-R-done asap. There is nothing wrong with wishful thinking imho.

Cheers,

Phil