I've said nothing about Dinking.

  But about drinking, I rarely drink.  My bottle of Southern Comfort is about two years old and still full.  But it is the 100 Proof version so it has some kick.  I bite my nails so I don't smoke so much.
I don't talk about the drugs I take because they are inserted in a rather uncomfortable manner, re: the colitis thing.  Gambling is limited to a couple of lottery tickets every couple of weeks and seems to be as secure a retirement strategy as my pension plan.

  I won't be womanizing anytime soon either.  You see, it turns out that my wife actually is the perfect woman for me.  She loves fast cars, loud music, sci-fi and I can tell her when I withdraw cash to go to a strip club.