Really Boring Stuff Only

[Adam]

As soon as Adam clears his in-box I will check with him if Amazon can compete with my local goat dealer's prices.

Cleared. If you have Amazon prime, they're quite competitive on livestock. If you don't, buy local because shipping costs are outrageous.

 

[Adam]

Oh, I see.

Can we name him Billy?

No one calls me Billy! NO ONE! Not any more. Not after I took care of it.

[Begin rocking back and forth in the fetal position.]

 

[STRONGBADF1]

interesting vantage point...

 

[vizionut]

I saw a bunch of red chicklets around here this morning!! Whats going on?

 

[vizionut]

I am just saying lotr go slammed!!!

 

[bandphan]

 

[STRONGBADF1]

No one calls me Billy! NO ONE! Not any more. Not after I took care of it.

[Begin rocking back and forth in the fetal position.]

What's the matter, BILLY? Do you have a problem, BILLY? You seem agitated, BILLY? Silly BILLY!

 

[Adam]

What's the matter, BILLY? Do you have a problem, BILLY? You seem agitated, BILLY? Silly BILLY!

No...no...not again. I don't want to touch it. I don't want to.

(Oh, ya - and screw you. )

 

[Adam]

How do we get our free cookie, btw? Is there a mail-in rebate form or something?

 

[Alex2507]

I just spent a whole week working with Jorje. His accent reminded me of 'Pedro for President' from Napoleon Dynamite. Next week I'll be working with a guy from Albania but his accent sounds like he's from my neck of the woods. Our languages are different but at least we have the same sense of humor.

 

[Adam]

Next week I'll be working with a guy from Albania...we have the same sense of humor.

I feel sorry for the poor bastard that catches one of you guy's attention. I can already see the mushroom cloud.

 

[Alex2507]

I feel sorry for the poor bastard that catches one of you guy's attention.

The one things that I can't give up is the belated warning.
'Watch your head' after they slam it into a beam ...
Or the 'Walk much?' after they trip.

... just so long as they're not really hurt.
I usually wait for them to get up and check for blood before laying it on 'em.

 

[Adam]

The one things that I can't give up is the belated warning.

"Type much?"

 

[jamie2112]

"Type much?"

Its still early and the Pork Chop is just getting started ..........monkey's fingers need some warmin up buddy

 

[Adam]

Its still early and the Pork Chop is just getting started ..........monkey's fingers need some warmin up buddy

It was a belated warning...

No kidding about needing to warm up. After throwing down that breakfast, he's probably almost in a coma at this point. Well, or eating lunch.

 

[Alex2507]

"Type much?"

Not as much as before but how's this?

 

[Adam]

Not as much as before but how's this?

I kept watching that to read all of the words...and now I feel a bit motion sick.

 

[Alex2507]

... or eating lunch.

A banana, a pear, a bunch of almonds and a bag of marshmallows ...

I can't wait for the girl to get home. She went to the beach but has strict orders not to come back without food.

 

[STRONGBADF1]

A banana, a pear, a bunch of almonds and a bag of marshmallows ...

I thought that was the beginning of a joke...

A banana, a pear, a bunch of almonds and a bag of marshmallows walk into a bar...

 

[Neodudeman]

I thought that was the beginning of a joke...

A banana, a pear, a bunch of almonds and a bag of marshmallows walk into a bar...

lolol, me too