I remember you getting robbed years ago. Not the jack

. Damn, that's low.Or methed up, as they say. I mean why else would you steal a floor jack? Well, maybe crack ... yeah, definitely crack. Addiction is a bitch. Too bad about the jack and everything else.
I use to do my oil changes at a friends garage/shop and he had a Harbor Freight floor jack that freakin' sucked. I'd be more worn out after using that thing than if I'd a just pick it up with my back it seemed. Anyway about $130 at Home Depot took care of that once I had access to the current space. The low profile aluminum one was out of stock so I ended up with the standard heavy steel job but it was actually more useful as it had a greater height capability. \
Girly Man!
FB has ruined me for sh!tposting. Not that I was ever strictly like above the belt but since I joined this group that gives each other bad advice, it's gotten out of hand. It's great that you can afford the luxury of keeping your hands clean.