Really Boring Stuff Only III: Resurrection

[Alex2507]

So I woke up in the OR. It took 5 of them to hold me down to administer more drugs. Then the oxy didn’t work so they just left me in tears for like ke 6 hours. I’m on fentanyl and oxy. 50 mg / 2 hours for fentanyl. 10 mg every 4 hours for the oxy.

I just thought I posted before but thought it might have been removed because of a murder plot.

I have a list. The pain from the waking up was choice. I bit the tube in half and pushed it out with my tongue. I fought hard too. I was gonna turn that OR into a post office. Luckily nobody got hurt … except me.

I thought it was interesting that I didn’t want to die being in that much pain. Btw pain is yellow. I couldn’t see anything else. Which was lucky for them.

 

[Alex2507]

OMG ... but I'm home. It's safe to say that I made some mistakes along the way. This is the big leagues for chest cutters. I told mine that everything hurt. He said that they didn't operate on everything. I told him my hair hurt.

I suppose I owe them my life. And my eternal thanks for having a man wash me.

 

[Swerd]

OMG ... but I'm home. It's safe to say that I made some mistakes along the way. This is the big leagues for chest cutters. I told mine that everything hurt. He said that they didn't operate on everything. I told him my hair hurt.

I suppose I owe them my life. And my eternal thanks for having a man wash me.

Consider yourself lucky that you have hair – even if it hurts!

But seriously, welcome back. The first day home from surgery can be tough, but as the next few days go by, you'll be increasingly glad you're not in that hospital.

Ask your health insurance if they still pay for the first two therapeutic lap dances.

 

[BoredSysAdmin]

Ask your health insurance if they still pay for the first two therapeutic lap dances.

But only if lap dancers are in-network. Out-of-network may not qualify.

 

[Swerd]

But only if lap dancers are in-network. Out-of-network may not qualify.

Out-of-network lap dancers:

In-network lap dancer:

 

[Mikado463]

I didn’t want to die being in that much pain. Btw pain is yellow. I couldn’t see anything else.

sure you didn't piss yourself ?

 

[Alex2507]

sure you didn't piss yourself ?

I'm going to resist posting a pic of a penis with a cath.

 

[afterlife2]

Holy crap! It's New York cold!

 

[Alex2507]

Gonna see my cardiologist. She’s pretty cute. I’m wearing clean underwear. Just in case.

 

[adk highlander]

Gonna see my cardiologist. She’s pretty cute. I’m wearing clean underwear. Just in case.

Glad you are out and on the mend. I was hibernating apparently and missed this. Agree with yellow as the color for pain. When I woke from neck fusion early afrer I told them I ways wake up quick I was moving my lips with no noise and I heard the anesthesiologist say holy $hit he did wake up.

Feel better.

 

[Alex2507]

Agree with yellow as the color for pain.

I hate thinking anybody else understands this.

It still freaks me out. This surgery business: hard pass.