Really Boring Stuff Only II: Return of the Boredom

[lsiberian]

I wonder sometimes why life is like a box of chocolates rather than a bag of hard candy.

~Deep thoughts from a tiger

 

[Alex2507]

OK BUZZED now 3 days and finally got my slurrrrrr on. Still tobacco free and feeling great

I got my dessert on. (it was only little though)

Glad to hear about the smoke free thing. How do you manage that with a buzz? I'd be at the smoke machine my 3rd beer and 2nd shot into it ...

 

[Nemo128]

I pinch. -_-

 

[Alex2507]

This place is too much. My g/f watches GH but if she gave AH 1/2 a chance it would be over. I can't seem to tear myself away. I am going to have to shun the abc123 thread. It's like staring into the deadlights.

... must ... leave ... computer ...

... wash ... crack ...

... leave ... house ...

 

[bandphan]

 

[Rickster71]

Did she happen to mention if she takes out her false teeth first?

 

[STRONGBADF1]

We have a babysitter for Friday night and my wife wants to go to karaoke at the firehouse...

 

[gmichael]

We have a babysitter for Friday night and my wife wants to go to karaoke at the firehouse...

My wife loves karaoke too, but she'd never sing in public. We have one of those "magic mics". She invites friends over and they sing all night.

(that's why I needed 2 HT systems)

 

[haraldo]

I spent half of my life looking for the lady of my dreams
- We met via Skype 22 months ago
- I made her fall in love with me
- She moved to the country where I live
- We do live together
- We got engaged in Zürich in Switzerland

 

[haraldo]

This place is too much. My g/f watches GH but if she gave AH 1/2 a chance it would be over. I can't seem to tear myself away. I am going to have to shun the abc123 thread. It's like staring into the deadlights.

... must ... leave ... computer ...

... wash ... crack ...

... leave ... house ...

MY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEES HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURT

Your pics are always wth else Alex

 

[mperfct]

MY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEES HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURT

Your pics are always wth else Alex

I was going to say something about the combover.

 

[STRONGBADF1]

I was going to say something about the combover.

He obviously doesn't have the same "hair dresser" as Alex...

 

[Alex2507]

He obviously doesn't have the same "hair dresser" as Alex...

I went to see him yesterday ... such a sweet man. My g/f had been calling the shots on my coif but I decided that in honor of my midlife crisis I would regrow my hair to it's former Real RockanRolla proportions.

Hey, I can't afford a Porche so ...

 

[adwilk]

Why do I get the feeling that "mid-life" Alex has a British accent?

 

[STRONGBADF1]

Why do I get the feeling that "mid-life" Alex has a British accent?

How comes every time "you get a feeling" Alex is involved?

 

[Alex2507]

Why do I get the feeling that "mid-life" Alex has a British accent?

Ima smoke out of a really big bong and eff you up with my pencil you poof.

 

[Rickster71]

I went to see him yesterday ... such a sweet man.

Aren't those the same glasses worn by 85% of all serial killers?
Just throwing that out there...
NTTAWWT

 

[bandphan]

Why do I get the feeling that "mid-life" Alex has a British accent?

 

[Davemcc]

Aren't those the same glasses worn by 85% of all serial killers?
Just throwing that out there...
NTTAWWT

When it comes to serial killing, I think there is something wrong with that.

It not quite the same as two consenting adults exchanging long protein strings.

 

[Rickster71]

When it comes to serial killing, I think there is something wrong with that.

It not quite the same as two consenting adults exchanging long protein strings.

Good point Dave...
NTTAWWT made the assumption Alex was in the remaining 15%