Pre-super Bowl Dumb Trivia

[stratman]

Here's some dumb facts that are somewhat interesting:

People in Miami are renting homes for $5000.00, rooms as low as 300.00, the Delano hotel in South Beach has rooms that usually rent at this time of the year for 800.00 going for 1600.00 (good luck trying to get one.) According to local radio, FEDS are sending "hundreds" of under cover agents to discourage any camel jockeys from not playing nice, random car stops to be performed near stadium, hookers are coming from all over the US to Miami/Ft.Lauderdale area in droves to service clientele (fed agents looking out for those, camel jocks too), restaurants, local shopkeepers to make bundles of cash, robberies will be up. Local channels will milk this to kingdom come.

UNCONFIRMED: Audioholic power brokers (Gene, et al) will be involved in halftime show along with AL Gore, Michael Jackson, and Al Sharpton dressed in chicken suit singing My Sharonna. All of this while Gene beats the tar out of the Denon rep he met in Vegas. This has not been confirmed.

 

[Matt34]

...and don't forget there will be no tailgating within a one mile radius of the stadium.

 

[stratman]

Here's some dumb facts that are somewhat interesting:

People in Miami are renting homes for $5000.00, rooms as low as 300.00, the Delano hotel in South Beach has rooms that usually rent at this time of the year for 800.00 going for 1600.00 (good luck trying to get one.) According to local radio, FEDS are sending "hundreds" of under cover agents to discourage any camel jockeys from not playing nice, random car stops to be performed near stadium, hookers are coming from all over the US to Miami/Ft.Lauderdale area in droves to service clientele (fed agents looking out for those, camel jocks too), restaurants, local shopkeepers to make bundles of cash, robberies will be up. Local channels will milk this to kingdom come.

UNCONFIRMED: Audioholic power brokers (Gene, et al) will be involved in halftime show along with AL Gore, Michael Jackson, and Al Sharpton dressed in chicken suit singing My Sharonna. All of this while Gene beats the tar out of the Denon rep he met in Vegas. This has not been confirmed.

FEDS are now sending "thousands" instead of hundreds of agents, Super Bowl will be a no-fly zone on Sunday. NFL won't say how many millions it's spending on security.

 

[Bigsilvs]

Yeah, and all for watching one team score points with there defensive and the other team that usually chokes in the playoffs.

Another dumb fact would be that many more women are going to tune into the Superbowl because of the JP proposal commercial. Here is the link on the story if you haven't heard it already:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16712641/#storyContinued

And the guys own website (I think):

http://www.mysuperproposal.com/

 

[stratman]

...and don't forget there will be no tailgating within a one mile radius of the stadium.

That's definetely confirmed. A friend just brought up a great point, there's private property within that radius, the NFL can't tell people what to do, but again this is DADE County, unless you live here (The Twilight Zone) you won't get it.

 

[Audioholics]

After the Colts playoff game the Superbowl will be a fun get-together as usual, but there's no way it's going to be as exciting.

And those chicken suits itch like all get out. I just hope we don't forget the lyrics.

 

[stratman]

After the Colts playoff game the Superbowl will be a fun get-together as usual, but there's no way it's going to be as exciting.

And those chicken suits itch like all get out. I just hope we don't forget the lyrics.

That Colts playoff game was one the best games I've seen in a loooooong time.

Yes the suits are itchy, but Sharpton has the lyrics down pat. Don't stray too close to Jackson, you don't know how he might react to the suit. Keep Gene and the Denon rep between you and Jackson. And make sure no one exposes any body parts, avian or human or Gore, we don't need another Super Bowl bruhaha especially with Audioholics big wigs in front of a national audience. I don't think I can't stand the tar-and-feathering aftermath.

 

[stratman]

I heard another head bouncer today: The NFL will be planting hundreds of trees in Dade/Broward to help offset the CO2 discharged by the Superbowl game. I'm not drunk, I heard this on the radio today. I guess 80,000 plus spectators, players, staff , cheerleaders flatulating in such an enclosed area just might be the catalyst needed to melt the ice caps or at least give us a hurricane during winter. Ah winter gas, at least for the NFL the smell of success

 

[stratman]

Well Manning won't be strapped with the Marino curse (Yeah!) and in an atypical Florida winter night the Colts came through, I'm glad for Dungy after his tragedy last year. Well till next season begins..............(maybe Dolphins??? too much to ask. )

Hey I missed the half time show, did the Audioholic hierarchy do the chicken dance with Al Sharpton, Michael Jackson, Al Gore and the Denon rep from Vegas? Did Gene beat the crap out of the rep? Was Clint kept between Gore and the rep, away from Jackson? And finally did anyone expose any avian or human body parts?

 

[Bryce_H]

so anybody see the proposal? I had 15 women asking me were it was?

 

[stratman]

so anybody see the proposal? I had 15 women asking me were it was?

I couldn't stomach pint sized Prince getting soaked and looking like a wet poodle, nope I didn't see anything, just as well.

 

[Bigsilvs]

If you go to http://www.mysuperproposal.com/ it gives you the update on what happened. It will supposedly air tonight during Veronica Mars only in the Pacific Coast region but can be seen after on ifilms.com

 

[jonnythan]

All of this while Gene beats the tar out of the Denon rep he met in Vegas. This has not been confirmed.

If that happens, I'm suing him for copyright infringement. I came up with that idea!

 

[stratman]

If that happens, I'm suing him for copyright infringement. I came up with that idea!

That whole scenario, if it would have happened, would have been the best halftime show ever. And I'm willing to bet Broadway wasn't too far off!

 

[jonnythan]

Prince was a decent consolation prize

 

[stratman]

Prince was a decent consolation prize

I've watched his carrer blossom since 1982, I liked his early, early stuff "Controversy" comes to mind, real innovative and fun to listen to, by the time Purple Rain came along he was pandering to a different crowd.

But come on, Gene dressed in a chicken suit, beating the tar out of the Denon rep.........as the commercial says: priceless.