Perez Hilton gets jacked

[Alex2507]

He runs Aint it cool news which is just a bunch of shlocks who think they can write movie reviews. All they really are just a bunch of potty mouthed punks who shill for the studios basically.

I read the Wiki page on him just now. Seems pretty tragic. I mean his mother burned to death and then a 1200 pound cart of comic books ran him over wrecking his back and then some girl actually married his insulin taking @ss just before he had the fat bastard surgery.

I'd rather do drywall ...

 

[Alex2507]

Anyone else click on this thinking Perez was a typo for "Paris" Hilton and had no idea that a person exists named Perez Hilton?

Well ... that was me the last time he was brought up. Isn't he the beauty pageant judge that lambasted the Cali chick for not being pro gay marriage?

 

[MatthewB.]

I tried to edit my message but too much time had elapsed. Anyway for those who are unfamiliar with what a Donkey Punch is, I give you Wikipedia. BTW the crude drawing they included with the definition had me in stitches.

"Donkey Punch" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch

 

[jeffsg4mac]

I tried to edit my message but too much time had elapsed. Anyway for those who are unfamiliar with what a Donkey Punch is, I give you Wikipedia. BTW the crude drawing they included with the definition had me in stitches.

"Donkey Punch" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch

Oh man think of all the captions for that drawing.

" And don't you ever come home without beer again"

 

[MidnightSensi]

Oh man think of all the captions for that drawing.

" And don't you ever come home without beer again"

Haha, I can't believe they wrote 'surprise anal penetration'

"Surprise! ANAL PENETRATION!!!!!!!!"

 

[Rickster71]

Haha, I can't believe they wrote 'surprise anal penetration'

"Surprise! ANAL PENETRATION!!!!!!!!"

Alex says he hates surprises, or does he?
Edit: Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[speakEZ]

If the guy really wanted to hurt him, he should have broken his thumbs.

Now that is funny

 

[Nemo128]

He's such a waste of life. He'd be put to better use as fertilizer.

 

[MatthewB.]

The former Miss California, must be LHMFAO.

 

[5th Beatle]

Well, his/her name is bogus. Had to go rip off the real Paris Hilton's name just to get instant attention. The weepy potty mouth video blog shows what a pathetic loser he/she is. Let's pray 15 minutes of fame is over.

 

[Davemcc]

Alex says he hates surprises, or does he?
Edit: Not that there's anything wrong with that.