On my way into work I ride the train with a couple of 50 and 60 year old black women. I sit in a seat that has a table and spread my stuff all over it to be uninviting to everybody else until they get on the train. This allows me to sit in on a small part of their lives and hear whatever it is they have to say for about 30 minutes a day. Now when I told them about this incident they agreed that he was doing something he shouldn't have been doing with that penis and didn't seem to have much pity for the victim.
This is what watching too much Wife Time gets you.