News Flash, News Flash,
Location: Fernley, NV
Saturday April 1st 8:00 pm
Local residents of the small town, Fernley NV, were sent scrambling to local fall-out shelters Saturday evening. Numerous large concussions were felt and heard and it was feared that the local nuclear depository had suffered a severe catastrophe. It was later discovered that the source was a local resident playing back the newly released King Kong movie on his recently installed Home Theater system.
When police arrived at the suspect’s house and began questioning him, he admitted that he had had a couple of Heinekens and got a little carried away. The suspect was immediately arrested for reckless endangerment and mischievous conduct and brought before Fernley’s beloved Judge Hammer.
The judge fined the man and ordered the volume control buttons removed from the criminals remote and receiver. A bench warrant has been issued for the home theater installer and he will be featured on the hit show, Fernley’s Most Wanted. In an exclusive interview in a secret location the installer indicated he didn’t like to gamble anyway and would most likely not return to the state for several years.