Ha! I can connect with the humor and find them very listenable as far as style and musicianship go. I think you and I like a lot of the same type of heavy music. I do listen to a little bit of thrash, but I'm more about the heavy sound and tight playing than raw speed and screaming.
Yes, to be honest I'm not fond of screaming songs. I don't mind some scattered through a song, but not when the whole lyric is done that way. Same with raw speed. I prefer something tight and progressive with tempo changes as opposed to warp speed the entire song. ADM does have some nice musicianship. I hope those were cheap guitars in the hot tub and pool.
Love that Three Little Pigs video.
I also checked out One Hand Killing by Twelve Foot Ninja. You have to check out that one too! Man, these guys have me interested in their other material. That song has offset rhythms, crazy minor chord progressions, a nice chorus, and then the bridge and end of the song are down right funky. Holy cow, what a mixed bag, and I love it.
@panteragstk should check that one out too. Music starts about 2 minutes in.