Tabloidy, but still pretty darn funny. Trump was once called the Orange Jesus. Now he could be called the Orange Fanta. (Below.) Honestly these last weeks before the election has been like a cartoon show of headlines.
TRICK OR TREAT!
HE'S MORE ORANGE THAN 2020
>>>The shift towards a more sun-kissed complexion became noticeable in the 90s and early 00s when Trump helmed The Apprentice. Tanning guru Tania Woloshyn has tied this aesthetic development to Trump's reported inner vulnerabilities, ones that she argues are stitched into the fabric of who he is.
In a 2018 treatise, Woloshyn states, "Trump believes altering his natural skin color will improve his appearance and, hence, sense of self," adding that "Trump's skin color is a target of ridicule of a man obsessed with vanity yet marked by signs of failed masculinity."
His progression deeper into the limelight corresponded with an increase on what Woloshyn calls the
Fantameter. By the time 2016 rolled around, Trump's skin tone could be described as outright tangerine, with the early days of his presidency underscoring this transformation.<<<
