North Carolina Bans Movie Piracy at the Source

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<FONT face=Arial size=2>In an amazing act of common sense,&nbsp;Raleigh North Carolina's&nbsp;General Assembly gave final approval yesterday (8/11/2005) to&nbsp;a law&nbsp;that would make it a state crime to record or copy a first-run film showing in a movie theater. </FONT><FONT face=Arial size=2>Of course, 20 other states and the federal government have had similar laws on the books for quite some time...

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[furrycute]

Wow, I guess RMAA finally gave enough campaign contributions to the legislators of the great state of North Carolina.

 

[Tom Andry]

Things the Honorable General Assembly of North Carolina plans on banning next:

1) Drinking and Driving
2) Murder
3) Child Pornography
4) The buying or selling of small, square speakers
5) Discussions of “All Channels Driven”
6) Beating your wife (or in my case, getting beat by my wife)
7) Grand Theft Auto (the crime)
8) Grand Theft Auto (the game)
9) Calling something a Subwoofer that doesn’t hit below 25hz
10) Liquid Nitrogen Cooled Cables
11) Shoplifting
12) Any haircut from the 80’s

The one thing that the Honorable General Assembly of North Carolina SHOULD ban but WON’T:

1) Mullets

 

[Spiffyfast]

Things the Honorable General Assembly of North Carolina plans on banning next:

1) Drinking and Driving
2) Murder
3) Child Pornography
4) The buying or selling of small, square speakers
5) Discussions of “All Channels Driven”
6) Beating your wife (or in my case, getting beat by my wife)
7) Grand Theft Auto (the crime)
8) Grand Theft Auto (the game)
9) Calling something a Subwoofer that doesn’t hit below 25hz
10) Liquid Nitrogen Cooled Cables
11) Shoplifting
12) Any haircut from the 80’s

The one thing that the Honorable General Assembly of North Carolina SHOULD ban but WON’T:

1) Mullets

Thats a great post, you get a chicklet

 

[racquetman]

Thats a great post, you get a chicklet

I'll second that. One chicklet for you (don't choke on it!!).

 

[RMK!]

Don't quit your day job

Things the Honorable General Assembly of North Carolina plans on banning next:

1) Drinking and Driving
2) Murder
3) Child Pornography
4) The buying or selling of small, square speakers
5) Discussions of “All Channels Driven”
6) Beating your wife (or in my case, getting beat by my wife)
7) Grand Theft Auto (the crime)
8) Grand Theft Auto (the game)
9) Calling something a Subwoofer that doesn’t hit below 25hz
10) Liquid Nitrogen Cooled Cables
11) Shoplifting
12) Any haircut from the 80’s

The one thing that the Honorable General Assembly of North Carolina SHOULD ban but WON’T:

1) Mullets

You were funnier before you became institutionalized.

 

[Tom Andry]

You were funnier before you became institutionalized.

Must....not......give......red.....chicklet......

 

[furrycute]

What's a chicklet?

 

[Rock&Roll Ninja]

Its a kind of chewing gum.

 

[Tsunamii]

Rock&Roll Ninja, remember razzels? The candy that became a gum... LOL.. memories. now that I am on memory lane remember the marathon bar... I wish those were still arond

 

[Tsunamii]

OK I lived in NC while in the service and was told this joke there, so if you are from NC no offense.

What do they do in NC for Halloween? PumpKin

Hope its not to racy........ Mod please delete if it is and accept my apologies..

 

[MBauer]

Forced to move again

Damn, just when you get comfortable you have to move.........

 

[mulester7]

The one thing that the Honorable General Assembly of North Carolina SHOULD ban but WON’T:

1) Mullets

.....well, we need to define this word, "Mullets".....

 

[Tom Andry]

Check this site for more info on the Mullet.

Or you can always read the seminal work, Mullet: Hairstyle of the Gods by Mark Larson and Barney Hoskyns.

 

[zilla]

OK I lived in NC while in the service and was told this joke there, so if you are from NC no offense.

What do they do in NC for Halloween? PumpKin

Hope its not to racy........ Mod please delete if it is and accept my apologies..

That one fits WVA more so than NC... though if you get to the right part of the NC mountains...