Things the Honorable General Assembly of North Carolina plans on banning next:
1) Drinking and Driving
2) Murder
3) Child Pornography
4) The buying or selling of small, square speakers
5) Discussions of “All Channels Driven”
6) Beating your wife (or in my case, getting beat by my wife)
7) Grand Theft Auto (the crime)
8) Grand Theft Auto (the game)
9) Calling something a Subwoofer that doesn’t hit below 25hz
10) Liquid Nitrogen Cooled Cables
11) Shoplifting
12) Any haircut from the 80’s
The one thing that the Honorable General Assembly of North Carolina SHOULD ban but WON’T:
1) Mullets