mrnomas: Great post. Here's my favorites and replies.
3) He once mixed up efficiency and sensitivity
Classic - don't ever confuse those two. Red flags go up immediately.
4) He spells dB, db and Hz, hz.
Another classic. Something about needing twice the speakers to halve the output and double the omage "z" at -3db, I mean -3Db, or is it -3dB. Why, why the capital letter?
5) What kind of lame screen name is Mr.Nomas anyways?
Must be Spanish - the WAF is overwhelming in your alcoba! No Mas, No Mas! Senorita, muy buena, pero mas es mas miercoles.
8) He recommended the JBL Northridge series to his father and now his father loves them so much that he won't get rid of them
Who doesn't like JBL Northridge here? That stuff rocks. It's all relative
9) His old sub tried to eat his child and he paused long enough to take a picture just so he could post it on the forum
You know, we really miss that photo. You still have that monster sub?
10) He can't use a measuring tape and was stupid enough to admit it in an article published on this very site
He was using the metric end - or reading it backwards.
11) The most recent post that had ANY advice much less USEFUL advice simply stated that Netflix rocks. Yeah, went way out on a limb on that one.
And I cancelled my membership at Blockbuster and have nothing now except 3 HD channels that look really crisp!