Must see TV tonight!!!

[DTS]

OK, you think I would of learned my lesson by now with the SCI-FI channel movies, but I have a good feeling about tonights movie!!! What could be better than Anaconda 3: the Offspring, and it is starring the HOFF. Add a few beers to that mix and I think you'll wanna stay in tonight.

 

[jamie2112]

Doesn't the Sci Fi channel have commercials? I just can't do them....

 

[Adam]

Now I'm REALLY disappointed that I don't have the Sci-Fi channel. Maybe I'll be able to get an emergency install this afternoon. I just gotta have my Hoff!

 

[Audioholics]

The HOFF... instant oscar nod.

 

[skizzerflake]

OK, you think I would of learned my lesson by now with the SCI-FI channel movies, but I have a good feeling about tonights movie!!! What could be better than Anaconda 3: the Offspring, and it is starring the HOFF. Add a few beers to that mix and I think you'll wanna stay in tonight.

How could it be any better than that? Except maybe the Basilisk? What's scarier than a big, fast reptile, badly rendered by CGI?

 

[Nomo]

Hmmm,
The Hoff and a badly rendered reptile.
Gonna take more than a few beers.

 

[jamie2112]

Weeds is a great sunday night watch....

 

[Audioholics]

I actually watched some of this... I could not believe someone allows that garbage to be made. Hoff was hilarious as usual... he's the Shatner of "save the day" characters now.

I love how the giant snake:

- could move at like 60 mph even though it must have weighed a full ton
- had teeth and attacked with it's mouth, by strangulation, by swallowing, byt piercing with its tail and by spitting venom... Hey, we can't decide what kind of giant snake it is so let's roll all possible types into one even though that makes absolutely no sense...
- could climb buildings and trees and apparently rear its 750+ pound front half up in the air and swing itself around like a rag doll
- could shed its skin in like 2 minutes flat

Acting was so bad it hurt to watch them embarrass themselves. The girl took herself all serious and the rest of the cast was so 'stereotype' it made Hoff look incredibly talented in comparison.

 

[speakerman39]

I actually watched some of this... I could not believe someone allows that garbage to be made. Hoff was hilarious as usual... he's the Shatner of "save the day" characters now.

I love how the giant snake:

- could move at like 60 mph even though it must have weighed a full ton
- had teeth and attacked with it's mouth, by strangulation, by swallowing, byt piercing with its tail and by spitting venom... Hey, we can't decide what kind of giant snake it is so let's roll all possible types into one even though that makes absolutely no sense...
- could climb buildings and trees and apparently rear its 750+ pound front half up in the air and swing itself around like a rag doll
- could shed its skin in like 2 minutes flat

Acting was so bad it hurt to watch them embarrass themselves. The girl took herself all serious and the rest of the cast was so 'stereotype' it made Hoff look incredibly talented in comparison.

Hmmmm so you are saying you didn't like it Clint? Just kidding.......LOL!!!! No seriously, I missed it, but it sounds like I did not miss much. Surely, can't be no worse than the movie Knock Knock. Or, at least i hope not anyways.

Cheers,

Phil

 

[gus6464]

I actually watched some of this... I could not believe someone allows that garbage to be made. Hoff was hilarious as usual... he's the Shatner of "save the day" characters now.

I love how the giant snake:

- could move at like 60 mph even though it must have weighed a full ton
- had teeth and attacked with it's mouth, by strangulation, by swallowing, byt piercing with its tail and by spitting venom... Hey, we can't decide what kind of giant snake it is so let's roll all possible types into one even though that makes absolutely no sense...
- could climb buildings and trees and apparently rear its 750+ pound front half up in the air and swing itself around like a rag doll
- could shed its skin in like 2 minutes flat

Acting was so bad it hurt to watch them embarrass themselves. The girl took herself all serious and the rest of the cast was so 'stereotype' it made Hoff look incredibly talented in comparison.

It wasn't just a snake lol. They transmutated (that a word?) with another animal. In one of the scenes the Hoff asked the chick what kinda snake has a tail sharp enough to impail a man and she told him. BTW if it wasn't for this thread I would have never watched that movie lol so kudos. Anyone watch the Basilisk movie afterwards?

 

[DTS]

So what the heck is with the SciFi channel movies and how bad they are!? Are they drunk or what. Decapitations and blood spewing out the yang yang, and bad acting, plus, who pays [and why] for this dribble? Bring back the bots from MST3K, but then, what would we do then.