Maybe Alex can eat this?

[avaserfi]

A new Swedish product. Notice the lovely "American style breakfast"

You can even buy it!

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html

 

[jamie2112]

All I can say is" OH MY GOD"...

 

[vizionut]

All I can say is" OH MY GOD"...

is that all you can say,

 

[aberkowitz]

I just threw up a little in my mouth.....

 

[Adam]

I just threw up a little in my mouth.....

I threw up a bit more than that.

 

[jamie2112]

is that all you can say,

Yes..........

 

[Alex2507]

"Squeez Bacon® is fully cooked 100% bacon. Due to the patented electro-mechanical process by which Squeez Bacon® is rendered, it requires no preservatives or other additives. Each serving is as healthy as real bacon."

... and the price is reasonable.

 

[Adam]

"Each serving is as healthy as real bacon."

Now, there's a selling point.

 

[Alex2507]

Not for nuthin' but the stuff looks like $h!t too.

This might help:

 

[Adam]

I think the image (both in the video and the repeat...thanks, Alex) that triggered the uncontrollable gag reflex was that stuff on the cantaloupe.

 

[Alex2507]

that stuff on the cantaloupe.

I said it looks like $h!t ...

 

[avaserfi]

I think it looks great on fruit loops!

 

[Rickster71]

It's a real money saver too.
Now I won't have to buy my wife a cat or dog.
I'll just spring for the litter box and a few bottles of Squeez Bacon®.
Each night I'll put a few clumps in the litter box, and when she wakes up she'll think we have a new pet.

 

[majorloser]

It's a real money saver too.
Now I won't have to buy my wife a cat or dog.
I'll just spring for the litter box and a few bottles of Squeez Bacon®.
Each night I'll put a few clumps in the litter box, and when she wakes up she'll think we have a new pet.

It would be so much easier to just squat over the box and do it yourself.

 

[Rickster71]

It would be so much easier to just squat over the box and do it yourself.

That might get a little weird when we have company over...

 

[gmichael]

OK OK... No more BFD Tuesdays.

 

[Alex2507]

That might get a little weird when we have company over...

... and in my case the wife might think that the new pet was a horse ...

... Monster Turd ...

... sue me ...

 

[majorloser]

A Favorite Movie

Monsturd

http://www.4321films.com/monsturd/index.html

"Number two, number two..."
http://www.4321films.com/monsturd/Number2_Ballad_of_the_MONSTURD.mp3