Looks like I won a contest here.

[Adam]

I don't know ... 1:30 am ... a shitload of Bud's and a mess of Wild Turkey shots ... her all smiley?

Hmmm. She looked a bit overweight (I'm being polite) earlier today.

I'm almost three beers down, and she's lookin' GOOD.

Hey, she's a cute girl. I'm not embarrassed. Much.

 

[Alex2507]

Just like the undulating wave from your story, right?

What story? I don't remember a story. You're crazy!

 

[Adam]

What story? I don't remember a story. You're crazy!

Oh, I think that I've got it stored away somewhere...

 

[Alex2507]

Oh, I think that I've got it stored away somewhere...

NO !!!

 

[Adam]

NO !!!

"Only if I have to" she replied.

"You have to."

 

[adwilk]

 

[Alex2507]

"Only if I have to" she replied.

"You have to."

FAMILY FORUM !!!

 

[Adam]

FAMILY FORUM !!!

Notice how I didn't include the line before those, Lance Romance?

 

[Alex2507]

Notice how I didn't include the line before those, Lance Romance?

I am a charmer.

 

[Adam]

I am a charmer.

Woed, brother. Woed.

 

[Alex2507]

Woed, brother. Woed.

I have another line that's served me well in the past but ... family forum.

 

[Adam]

Poor Jamie. He finally wins something for free instead of Alex winning, and now Alex's topic overtakes the thread that Jamie starts about winning.

Jamie - you can't win. Ever.

 

[jamie2112]

I know I am cursed by the monkey I am fine with it brother I wouldn't want to derail the thread but Best In Show is on and Fred Willard is too funny.................

 

[bandphan]

I know I am cursed by the monkey I am fine with it brother I wouldn't want to derail the thread but Best In Show is on and Fred Willard is too funny.................

pine nuts

 

[son-yah-tive]

I still wanna win the speakers though.Anyone wanna trade for some speakers?

Next you'll want somebody to " MOVE THAT BUS!!!"

 

[Davemcc]

Congratulations Jamie. Enjoy your new thingy.

 

[majorloser]

We're still waiting on a review for this baby!

Get your butt back to the USA and get working on it.