In a similar vein, the Zombie Apocalypse may have already started.

[markw]

"In the cases Aguilar mentioned, he said the people have all taken their clothing off, been extremely violent with what seemed to be super-human strength, even using their jaws as weapons.

“Extremely strong, I took care of a 150 pound individual who you would have thought he was 250 pounds,” Aguilar said. “It took six security officers to restrain the individual.

Emergency room Doctor Paul Adams agreed with Aguilar saying similar cases have showed up in the ER."

Attention! Attention! Read all about the ZOMBIE ATTACK!!! Coming soon to your local neighborhood.

 

[mike c]

yay!



did i say that out loud?

 

[Rickster71]

Speaking of Zombies:

Worst Acid Trip in History Blamed in Miami Face-Chewing Attack - Yahoo! News
Miami Face-Chewing Attack
Edit: Mark, I couldn't your link to work

 

[markw]

Lemme try a repost of that..

ZOMBIE ATTACK!!!

I tried this one but, of course, I coulda sworn I tried the other one as well.

This is where I grabbed those quotes from.

 

[j_garcia]

Saw that earlier on another forum too. Crackheads, zombies, same thing.

 

[mike c]

 

[Alex2507]

For some crazy reason last night I dreamed that I was devoid of conscience and killing everybody around me with my bare hands was just what I seemed to be doing for no apparent reason like a zombie but I was much quicker than a zombie. The only people I wasn't killing were other people like me. It was kind of a good time but made me wonder what the f^%& is going on inside my head.

See you guys soon.

 

[Adam]

That right there - that's why I own rifles.

 

[j_garcia]

That right there - that's why I own rifles.

And shotguns. While a tactical rifle can be relatively useful in close quarters, I want coverage too

 

[Adam]

And shotguns. While a tactical rifle can be relatively useful in close quarters, I want coverage too

I hear ya. If he gets past my shotgun, I'll throw a slab of ham at him and let Niki loose. Zombie or not, I'll still feel a little sorry for him.

 

[fuzz092888]

I'm sorry but if Alex is coming I want coverage and rate of fire

Dual AA12 shotguns mounted on a turrent. Remote firing enabled.

 

[Alex2507]

If he gets past my shotgun ...

Shotgun? ... whatever happened to zombie-a-mano? Huh?

If it makes anybody feel any better I wasn't eating anybody.

Now that I think about it, it makes me feel better that I wasn't eating anybody.

That would just be too weird.

 

[Adam]

I'm sorry but if Alex is coming I want coverage and rate of fire

Lock and load.

 

[Adam]

Shotgun? ... whatever happened to zombie-a-mano? Huh?

Eff that. I don't even like spider-a-mano.

 

[Adam]

If it makes anybody feel any better I wasn't eating anybody.

Let me think about that. Killing but not eating. Hmmm. Nope, still feel about the same.

 

[mike c]

Do These Unbelievably Horrifying Photos Show the Miami Cannibal's Victim?

^victim pictures, NSFW, gross stuff you know you want to see anyway

 

[craig7]

Do These Unbelievably Horrifying Photos Show the Miami Cannibal's Victim?

^victim pictures, NSFW, gross stuff you know you want to see anyway

Oh god. MY EYES! Can't be unseen it looks like his eyes are gonna just fall out.

 

[Adam]

Oh god. MY EYES! Can't be unseen

That's why I don't click on those links.

 

[craig7]

That's why I don't click on those links.

Are you telling me that you DON'T want to see what someone's face looks like after getting it eaten off by a naked crackhead? I thought that stuff would be right up your alley.

 

[Adam]

I thought that stuff would be right up your alley.

Why?! I apparently am sending the wrong message on here.

Besides, I enjoy eating - not looking at other people's dinner plates.