I know Cuprex works on crabs, but what about this?

[markw]

"D'IBERVILLE, Miss. -- A man in southern Mississippi is accused of trying to walk out of a D'Iberville grocery store without paying for food items he'd stuffed into his cargo shorts including live lobsters."

I hope those elastic bands worked really, really well. Read all about it here

 

[STRONGBADF1]

Like you've never done that....

 

[gholt]

Do criminials even think. Wouldn't stuffing all that stuff in your shorts attract attention, as well as how would your shorts look after they are stuffed.

I'm worried enough when I just sneak a few treats into the movie theater.

 

[gmichael]

Let me guess. He got caught when all the cats in the neighborhood attacked his shorts?

 

[Midwesthonky]

I would be worried about becoming a Eunic should the bands on the Lobster's claws break or come off!