GREAT!!!! I have been looking for someone to come scrape up my cat. He is right down the street in the gutter. Thanks so much I have been trying to give away that damn cat for months now.......
If you really want to get rid of the cat;
Next time don't say 'Free Cat.'
People will wonder why it's free.
If the sign were to read 'Cat Five Dollars'
It would've been stolen the first night.
The same holds true for the speakers; your friend
was going to throw them out.
Instead he's selling them to you for $35.
