How do you handle drunk elephants??

[darien87]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/2583891.stm

Kinda tragic because some people were trampled to death, but it's hard not to laugh. Drunk elephants???? Come on that's funny.

 

[markw]

Question: What's that gooey red stuff between the elephants toes?

Answer: Slow natives.