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[Michael Price]

Chuck , the real world has come crashing down on my greeny-beanied one. . .and is now closing in on my surrounded five-point-one: in RL, there really aren’t any digital PC surround-sound speaker systems that fall into the venerated high-fidelity class, are there?! You see, FWIW: I wanna connect a high-falutin hi-fi 5.1 to my HP Pavilion Media Center TV m8020n Desktop PC’s Realtek High Definition Audio, Video, and Game controller! (and ya wanna know what I’ve been made to feel like?! Right now I feel like some loaded, or high-sounding, alcoholic...whose online enablers reluctantly classify his system as compatible with no line higher than a tinny TJ's Two-Buck Chuck!!)

 

[majorloser]

Huh

 

[mazersteven]

Huh

I think he wants recommendations for a "high-falutin" PC 5.1 system.

 

[Davemcc]

Huh

I translated this in the psycho to English dictionary. Apparently, he wants good 5.1 surround speakers for a computer, but doesn't know how to ask.

 

[Johnd]

Don't be too hard on him guys. It took him the better part of two months to elucidate this, his first post.

 

[zhimbo]

Don't be too hard on him guys. It took him the better part of two months to elucidate this, his first post.

When I read the subject, it sounded exactly like something that ends up in my e-mail SPAM folder.

 

[ParadigmDawg]

Now I have been pretty drunk a few times but....

 

[j_garcia]

Was it run through some kind of gibberish translator or maybe it needs to be...?

 

[agarwalro]

Chuck beanie surround R aren’t any high-fidelity are hi-fi PC High alco his tinny Two Chuck

All the underlined words. This makes no sense either.

Definitely looks like something from my Junk e-mail folder.

 

[dem beats]

All Your Base Are Belong To Us!

 

[Seth=L]

The title says it all, at least at the last word "HIGH".

 

[Soundman]

The title says it all, at least at the last word "HIGH".

Very :HIGH" if you ask me.

 

[j_garcia]

Because I got high...because I got high...because I got high...

 

[Rock&Roll Ninja]

Does your HP Media Center m8020n Desktop have 6 channel pre-amp outputs?

 

[agarwalro]

Because I got high...because I got high...because I got high...

ROTFL, LOL, HA, ... Oh! that one is priceless. Gonna give you a thanks just for it.

 

[Audioholics]

http://static.kdenews.org/mirrors/malte.homeip.net/base.swf

For those of you totally confused...

 

[j_garcia]

A classic for sure. It has been a while since I've seen it.

 

[Seth=L]

Anyone that doesn't know Zero Wing should just give up on life.

 

[mtrycrafts]

Anyone that doesn't know Zero Wing should just give up on life.

Been nice knowing you all

 

[mike c]

i thought it was spam so I reported it ... oops.

must have been hard work to do this manually.