Here's another one for the Zombie Apocalypse file.

[markw]

"JOPPATOWNE, Md. — A Morgan State University student has admitted to investigators that he consumed the heart and part of the brain of a man who was found dismembered in the student's home, the Baltimore Sun reported."

THIS one's from Maryland.

This is getting a bit creepy, no?

 

[Adam]

This is getting a bit creepy, no?

All of your posts about zombies? Uhhh, yeah.

J/K! Yeah, that stuff is gross. I might need a drink to calm myself down.

 

[mike c]

no, isn't this more like silence of the lambs rather than zombies?


i think it's the media wanting a zombie craze ... they kinda like to panic the people

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
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5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
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5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester
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5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
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5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
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5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash
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5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
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5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami
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5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
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5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest
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5/29 Hackensack man stabbed himself and threw intestines at officers
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i wish though. is that bad?

 

[Rickster71]

A little more info on the latest zombie story:
Alexander Kinyua Ate Kujoe Agyei-Kodie's Brain, Heart In Maryland, Cops Say

 

[markw]

I hear he won't eat clowns because he says they taste funny.

 

[psbfan9]

Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?

Two cannibals are having lunch. One looks at the other and says, "I hate my mother in law". The other cannibal looks at him and says, "then try the potato salad".

 

[markw]

Two cannibals kill a guy and they decide to eat him.

They have problems deciding how to eenly divide him so one cannibal says "You start at the feet and I'll start at the head. When we meet, I guess well be even". They agree to that.

So, they start, each at their respective ends.

After about an hour, The cannibal that stated at the head says "Hey, how you doin' down there?"

The other one says "I'm having a ball.'

The first one says "Well, slow down. You're eating too fast!"

Ba-da-boom!