Well after finally getting to screw with this... it definately appears to be the cable signal. the problem seemed to disappear, but last night I noticed the two ghosted bars rolling up the screen again. My daughter had her old game cube hooked up so I just flipped inputs. No issues. Flipped back, bars.
I'm hoping they don't give me the runaround when I call. How cool would it be to get someone with a brain that says, "Yes... I understand your problem. We have exprienced that before and we'll out to fix it."