Global Waming is reducing Bulgarian prostitute supply

[Buckeye_Nut]

Global Waming is Shrinking Bulgarian prostitute supply

Ok, skip beyond the 'GW causes cat population explosion' story which is quite hilarious in itself, but read down further to locate the real jewel of this article.

The part where GW is blamed for reducing the supply of Bulgarian prostitutes!!! Put your drink down before reading, because you may spray your screen with beverage while reading this story.
http://www.canada.com/nationalpost/news/story.html?id=7d95e996-4593-4188-ae60-75c0086aa776&k=12315

"Brothel owners in Bulgaria are now reportedly having trouble attracting workers. The owners claim the best prostitutes have moved to ski resorts, where they entertain tourists who cannot ski because of a lack of snow.

"We have hired students, but they are temps and nothing like our elite girls," Petra Nestorova, who runs an escort agency in Sofia, told the United Kingdom's Metro newspaper."

This is so hilarious, I cant even make this stuff up

 

[Rock&Roll Ninja]

Oh sure, why don't they say "Global Warming is causing a glut of ski-resort prostitution, resulting in $5 blow-jobs and $35 dominatrixes." But that would be good news and nobody would read about it.

 

[Adam]

Yeah, it's not really a reduction in supply...just a redistribution. I'll probably never make it to either a ski resort or Bulgaria, though...

 

[avaserfi]

Yeah, it's not really a reduction in supply...just a redistribution. I'll probably never make it to either a ski resort or Bulgaria, though...

I'm not really that big into skiing so I might. Just leave the woman to play with cats and I'll go to the resort .

Probably the funniest article you have posted yet Buckeye. Now we just need global warming to our uptight bosses laid and we will all be happy.

 

[Buckeye_Nut]

Toronto is swamped with stray p*ssies on a mating frenzy, and Bulgaria has a shortage.

 

[Buckeye_Nut]

Yeah, it's not really a reduction in supply...just a redistribution. I'll probably never make it to either a ski resort or Bulgaria, though...

LOL...redistribution?? C'mon man!!..........which reminds me, both the droughts/fires in Utah and the flooding in Texas are caused by manmade global warming

Surely there can be no correlation between the redistribution of rainfall totals between the two locales. Each are separate entities caused by manmade impact on the environment.

 

[dem beats]

I'm concerned about this working woman issue. They can't be having Newbs on the streets. We need to do something about this.

I think we need to make a Lobiest group for these poor guys without skilled artisans to accomidate their needs!!!

You guys joke but this is serious!

 

[darien87]

Enterprising young hookers if you ask me. Ya gotta go where the work is. Nothing wrong with that.

 

[dorokusai]

That's classic.

Mark