I have this fantasy....steady on, bare with me.
I go out and by a cheap old pickup with Chrome Metal front bumpers.
Then I drive around and watch for people who park on the side of a busy street and fling their doors out without looking (usually Starbucks patrons). If there arms are not holding the doors, I would gladly not swerve and take the doors right off.
Also, to the lane drifters because they are distracted by their phone, same thing. I would keep driving straight and let them swerve right into me and watch them ruin their paint job.
When I get home, I grab a can of Krylon and repair the damage to my truck and grab a PBR.
It's just a fantasy....