Funny amazon reviews

Adam

Adam

Audioholic Jedi
Good stuff! I made it through about three reviews. I don't have the strength to make it through the other 1100+ reviews. Perhaps if I had the shirt, though...
 
mike c

mike c

Audioholic Warlord
what's funny is that i had a version of this shirt more than 10 years ago :D

it served me well.
 
bandphan

bandphan

Banned
Good stuff! I don't have the strength to make it through the other 1100+ reviews. ..
But damm near 12000 posts is easy:rolleyes: Hard to do it reading all those manuals and learning new languages for the ones that are not written in english:p
 
DTS

DTS

Senior Audioholic
Pretty funny stuff. Went to my Amazon page today and now of course "they" have selected some more tees for me, clicked on this one for kicks to read a review...

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000ER110W/ref=s9_simp_gw_s0_p193_t1?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-6&pf_rd_r=1FH0M99KT287DEY3GA7H&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=470938731&pf_rd_i=507846

5.0 out of 5 stars I love this shirt, May 19, 2009
By C. Mullinax "webhead" (ohio) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
Let me start by saying this was the single greatest purchase I have ever made. EVER. Everyone should own this sweet shirt. Here's why:

First of all, the shirt is just plain awesome. It looks like there is a shark coming right out of my chest. Be careful though, it is so realistic that some people might think there is an actual shark coming out of you. I've had this happen to me on several occasions, had to stop what I was doing, and calmly inform the person that it was indeed just a shirt and that their misconception was ridiculous because, unfortunately, sharks can't survive outside of water because they are fish. This aspect of the shirt is more helpful than it is annoying since no one will mess with a dude that has a shark leaping out of his chest.

On a similar note, you can swim in the ocean wearing this shirt without fear of being attacked by a shark (or any other carnivorous sea creature). Other sharks either think you've already been taken or they don't want to mess with the ferocity of the shark lashing its way through your chest.

I wear my shirt everywhere and my life has only gotten better because of it. My wife, who loves sharks, agreed to marry me on the spot when I was wearing this shirt. I've made love to her every night since then wearing this shirt. Our 2-month anniversary is tomorrow and we couldn't be happier.

And I owe it all to this shirt. My life is wonderful. BUY THIS SHIRT.
 
Adam

Adam

Audioholic Jedi
I never realized the shear quantity of funny t-shirt reviews on Amazon. Good stuff! The trick is to find the first - the original of them all...
 
S

speakEZ

Audioholic
I liked this one...GREAT stuff:

I was truly excited when my wife presented me with this awesome T-shirt as a surprise gift last week and I was anxious to try it out immediately. Now I can't say I've been approached by any supermodels yet but my wife did say I looked thinner and she's still pretty cute, so there's that. And the greeter at the Wal-mart didn't genuflect at the mere sight of me, but he did direct me straight to where the paintballs were on sale so I was in and out of the store in about five minutes. And when I went to the 7-11 to refill my Double Gulp, the Asian lady at the register was definitely checking out my wolves, and then she forgot that the price of a refill has gone up to $1.42, so she only charged me the old price of $1.01. And since I didn't have any change she let me skate for an even dollar. Pretty cool. I'll bet tonight when I go bowling I'll get Lane 12 over by the TVs so I'll be able to watch American Chopper in between balls. Thank you Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt.
 
j_garcia

j_garcia

Audioholic Jedi
LMAO. People who bought this product also bought:

 
ozmedia

ozmedia

Audioholic
Too funny

I mean its actually TOO funny. The first post was even written by someone with a knack for copy and fairly acceptable grammar, understands what intrinsically means etc.; hardly fits the idiotic comments... good for a laugh though.


I better go get my wolf shirt to attract some toothless WalMart shoppers too I guess. :eek:
 
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