Favorite TV show line

[Adam]

Just heard this one on Supernatural and it cracked me up.

"Lucifer will bring the Apocalypse. So...smoke 'em if you get 'em."

 

[darien87]

"Steve Austin, Astronaut. A man barely alive."

"Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology to make the world's first bionic man. We can make him better, faster, stronger."

 

[TitaniumMan]

From Burn Notice:

Well, in my experience, if something seems too good to be true, it's best to shoot it just in case.

 

[darien87]

"Love, exciting and new. Come aboard, we're expecting you. The Love Boat, soon will be making another run. The Love Boat, promises something for everyone. Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance."


I can't remember the rest.

 

[darien87]

"Why did you have to give me the mint, I told you I didn't want the mint."

"Now who's gonna turn down a Juior Mint? It's chocalate, it's peppermint. It's delicious."

"That's true."

"It's very refreshing!"