Faulty
Both products were received faulty and you still gave them 4 and over?
Hmmm.
At least they're batting 100%! Hey, wouldn't that merit a full 5 out of 5!
Maybe your next car should be a Jaguar, or Rolls, or Aston, or Range Rover...
ooops, all no longer British. Wonder what happened?
Keep up the good work.
(I actually mean that sincerely, everyone has an off night)
Post #2:
WOW, they got a 5 out of 5 for build quality.
Who cares if the damn thing works, I want it!
(OK, that shows you guys fell asleep at the wheel)
Post #3:
Bloody damn Junk! Wouldn't you say Old Chap?
[Edit: Since all three posts came from the same IP address, were in a row, and posted within 5 minutes of each other I combined them - Editor]