Everyone with children should read this.

[stratman]

What is better? A tool that somewhat works correctly, or no tool at all?

I think that is pretty much the point here

I'd say tool removal, in public, with a dull rusty knife.

 

[yettitheman]

I'd say tool removal, in public, with a dull rusty knife.

Or very rusty dentures
Nah, what would be really fun is a vaccum pump that can evacuate -30mm Hg....