Enter to Win: Ice Cream from Impact Acoustics

[racquetman]

Meteora is a helluva cable
At least that's what I read in a fable
I don't own any yet
But when I do you can bet
I'll enjoy music from every label

Here's my 2nd attempt:

Impact Acoustics and Graeter's formed a team
Meteora and 12 pints of ice cream
Home Theater they say
Is just better with sorbet
Don't wake me if this is just a dream!

 

[one6ylady]

Winning With Wacky Weirdness

It's hotter than tea with cremora;
Hipper than clothes from Sephora.
You mustl know just why,
This ranks way up high...
It's cable that's called Meteora!

 

[Tomorrow]

As I peered around this wondrous table,
looking for exactly the right label.
My eyes beheld..."YES!",
I could untangle my mess.
I was saved by a Meteora cable.

 

[MrGreenjeans]

Frozen Terpsichore for my Palate!

A Limerick
by
Mr. Greenjeans
METEORA!
(With apologies to Ogden Nash)

I found a new wire; Meteora!
That eliminates sounds I abhor-a
No artifacts! No drops!
No snaps, crackles or pops!
This interconnect I do adore-a!

The End​

 

[Francious70]

This has to be a joke. Why would a cable company give away ice cream?? I mean c'mon, "Put your cables on top of the pints to keep them cold and enhance the flux modulation and to ensure maximum bloat in the sub-*** region."